Dad In Detroit
@dadindetroit.bsky.social
#Detroit dad. Firm believer in freedom for all, not some. 🇺🇸
All opinions are my own.
All opinions are my own.
Why didn’t Pete blow up this boat?
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why didn’t Pete blow up this boat?
None of this makes sense until you realize methamphetamine was involved. Lol
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
None of this makes sense until you realize methamphetamine was involved. Lol
I know you want your dad to go to heaven, but taking a bath in holy water won’t save him.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I know you want your dad to go to heaven, but taking a bath in holy water won’t save him.
I thought we reached peak Christmas card cringe when they posed with their AR-15s… but the DHS secret police one that just dropped (still with guns and tactical gear) threatening to deport people of color takes the cake.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I thought we reached peak Christmas card cringe when they posed with their AR-15s… but the DHS secret police one that just dropped (still with guns and tactical gear) threatening to deport people of color takes the cake.
Yesterday’s moon was an absolute banger.
Every day I look across the Detroit River at the sane, stable country of Canada. 🇨🇦
I get some much needed peace from watching the sky and ships go by.
Every day I look across the Detroit River at the sane, stable country of Canada. 🇨🇦
I get some much needed peace from watching the sky and ships go by.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yesterday’s moon was an absolute banger.
Every day I look across the Detroit River at the sane, stable country of Canada. 🇨🇦
I get some much needed peace from watching the sky and ships go by.
Every day I look across the Detroit River at the sane, stable country of Canada. 🇨🇦
I get some much needed peace from watching the sky and ships go by.
I can verify he also violated more than a few Golden Corral buffets, as well.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I can verify he also violated more than a few Golden Corral buffets, as well.
Dan’s figuring out you don’t always have to go balls to the wall. I think it’s the reading glasses. 🤓
In the hunt for the playoffs.
For a team that’s lost two star coordinators and plagued with injuries (again, lol) it’s been a fun, suspenseful ride.
In the hunt for the playoffs.
For a team that’s lost two star coordinators and plagued with injuries (again, lol) it’s been a fun, suspenseful ride.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dan’s figuring out you don’t always have to go balls to the wall. I think it’s the reading glasses. 🤓
In the hunt for the playoffs.
For a team that’s lost two star coordinators and plagued with injuries (again, lol) it’s been a fun, suspenseful ride.
In the hunt for the playoffs.
For a team that’s lost two star coordinators and plagued with injuries (again, lol) it’s been a fun, suspenseful ride.
Don’t fall for the ideology that everyone deserves a fair wage, food on their table and an affordable house! 😡
Real Americans support private equity controlling every aspect of our lives not the GOVERNMENT!
Real Americans support private equity controlling every aspect of our lives not the GOVERNMENT!
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Don’t fall for the ideology that everyone deserves a fair wage, food on their table and an affordable house! 😡
Real Americans support private equity controlling every aspect of our lives not the GOVERNMENT!
Real Americans support private equity controlling every aspect of our lives not the GOVERNMENT!
RFK Jr. to Grim Reaper: “…huh..huh..ugh.. ah..hold..my..beer”
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
RFK Jr. to Grim Reaper: “…huh..huh..ugh.. ah..hold..my..beer”
I don’t know what kind of boat it was.
That’s why you intercept it, instead of blow it to smithereens.
These are the same guys that shoot through their front doors when a black person knocks asking if they have the right address.
Those guys shouldn’t be allowed to own guns OR strike boats.
That’s why you intercept it, instead of blow it to smithereens.
These are the same guys that shoot through their front doors when a black person knocks asking if they have the right address.
Those guys shouldn’t be allowed to own guns OR strike boats.
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don’t know what kind of boat it was.
That’s why you intercept it, instead of blow it to smithereens.
These are the same guys that shoot through their front doors when a black person knocks asking if they have the right address.
Those guys shouldn’t be allowed to own guns OR strike boats.
That’s why you intercept it, instead of blow it to smithereens.
These are the same guys that shoot through their front doors when a black person knocks asking if they have the right address.
Those guys shouldn’t be allowed to own guns OR strike boats.
FUCK YEAH! Team IGNORANCE. 💪 🇺🇸 🦅
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
FUCK YEAH! Team IGNORANCE. 💪 🇺🇸 🦅
Woke up this morning sounding like RFK Jr.
This shit did the trick and has literally revived my voice. Now I can sit in on the world’s most boring zoom meetings with CONFIDENCE.
*Brought to you by an anti-crunchydad who still loves modern medicine, vaccines and actual doctors.*
This shit did the trick and has literally revived my voice. Now I can sit in on the world’s most boring zoom meetings with CONFIDENCE.
*Brought to you by an anti-crunchydad who still loves modern medicine, vaccines and actual doctors.*
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Woke up this morning sounding like RFK Jr.
This shit did the trick and has literally revived my voice. Now I can sit in on the world’s most boring zoom meetings with CONFIDENCE.
*Brought to you by an anti-crunchydad who still loves modern medicine, vaccines and actual doctors.*
This shit did the trick and has literally revived my voice. Now I can sit in on the world’s most boring zoom meetings with CONFIDENCE.
*Brought to you by an anti-crunchydad who still loves modern medicine, vaccines and actual doctors.*
Making Barry proud!
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Making Barry proud!
DEEE JAYYYYY WARCRIME! ANOTHA ONE!
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
DEEE JAYYYYY WARCRIME! ANOTHA ONE!
TOTALLY NOT FUNNY! 😡
MANY SCHOLARS HAVE SAID THAT THIS IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL.
MANY PSYCHOLOGISTS HAVE SAID THAT KIMMEL’S VISCOUS ATTACKS REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS BUT THEY ARE FAKE! NASTY PEOPLE.
THEY ARE ALSO WRONG BECAUSE HE WEARS A HAT THAT SAYS HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! PERFECT MRI.
MANY SCHOLARS HAVE SAID THAT THIS IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL.
MANY PSYCHOLOGISTS HAVE SAID THAT KIMMEL’S VISCOUS ATTACKS REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS BUT THEY ARE FAKE! NASTY PEOPLE.
THEY ARE ALSO WRONG BECAUSE HE WEARS A HAT THAT SAYS HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! PERFECT MRI.
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
TOTALLY NOT FUNNY! 😡
MANY SCHOLARS HAVE SAID THAT THIS IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL.
MANY PSYCHOLOGISTS HAVE SAID THAT KIMMEL’S VISCOUS ATTACKS REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS BUT THEY ARE FAKE! NASTY PEOPLE.
THEY ARE ALSO WRONG BECAUSE HE WEARS A HAT THAT SAYS HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! PERFECT MRI.
MANY SCHOLARS HAVE SAID THAT THIS IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL.
MANY PSYCHOLOGISTS HAVE SAID THAT KIMMEL’S VISCOUS ATTACKS REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS BUT THEY ARE FAKE! NASTY PEOPLE.
THEY ARE ALSO WRONG BECAUSE HE WEARS A HAT THAT SAYS HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! PERFECT MRI.
It’s called the Mamdani Effect.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s called the Mamdani Effect.
We know Donald Trump does all the suckering, just ask Bubba. 👄
Maduro could hand him a “flattering” painting, a new jet, or a real estate deal for a new golf course and they’d be best friends.
Maduro could hand him a “flattering” painting, a new jet, or a real estate deal for a new golf course and they’d be best friends.
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We know Donald Trump does all the suckering, just ask Bubba. 👄
Maduro could hand him a “flattering” painting, a new jet, or a real estate deal for a new golf course and they’d be best friends.
Maduro could hand him a “flattering” painting, a new jet, or a real estate deal for a new golf course and they’d be best friends.
Meet at my garage. We climb at dawn.
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Meet at my garage. We climb at dawn.
It says you inhale Trump wiener, you unqualified little fella. 👍
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It says you inhale Trump wiener, you unqualified little fella. 👍
God damnit! I was almost certain that double jerk off dance would kick off a modern day, Blue-collar, Industrial Manufacturing Revolution. 🤡
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
God damnit! I was almost certain that double jerk off dance would kick off a modern day, Blue-collar, Industrial Manufacturing Revolution. 🤡
“It was Admiral Nelson who ordered the second strike, sir!”
Someone tell Pete Hague-seth that it’s illegal to discharge firearms while under the influence.
Someone tell Pete Hague-seth that it’s illegal to discharge firearms while under the influence.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“It was Admiral Nelson who ordered the second strike, sir!”
Someone tell Pete Hague-seth that it’s illegal to discharge firearms while under the influence.
Someone tell Pete Hague-seth that it’s illegal to discharge firearms while under the influence.
It was Admiral Nelson who defied orders from Captain Morgan, sir! 🥃 🏴☠️
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It was Admiral Nelson who defied orders from Captain Morgan, sir! 🥃 🏴☠️