Mason Voorhees
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
It’s happening
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s happening
Behind every gay dog is a gayer, more evil gay dog
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Behind every gay dog is a gayer, more evil gay dog
Costco on the Sunday before Thanksgiving during the ch*rch rush…please kill me
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Costco on the Sunday before Thanksgiving during the ch*rch rush…please kill me
Good morning beautiful bloomfs 🩵💦
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Good morning beautiful bloomfs 🩵💦
I think ****** is trying to ***** **
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I think ****** is trying to ***** **
I knew my spidey senses were right when I got the “can we FaceTime sometime this week?” Something WAS up
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I knew my spidey senses were right when I got the “can we FaceTime sometime this week?” Something WAS up
French braiding your husband’s bush is something that can be so peaceful
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
French braiding your husband’s bush is something that can be so peaceful
Reading House of Leaves in bed late at night with Forensic Files softly playing in the background, just as god intended
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Reading House of Leaves in bed late at night with Forensic Files softly playing in the background, just as god intended
Hump day is always a bittersweet reminder that we are, in fact, only halfway through the week
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hump day is always a bittersweet reminder that we are, in fact, only halfway through the week
Just found out I was betrayed by a friend (he took a picture of a picture of my first 2025 Halloween costume idea that I swore would never see the light of day)
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just found out I was betrayed by a friend (he took a picture of a picture of my first 2025 Halloween costume idea that I swore would never see the light of day)
Watching a Swedish film about vampires, wbu?
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Watching a Swedish film about vampires, wbu?
Nala just fully rolled off of the futon in her sleep and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her more embarrassed in my life 😂
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nala just fully rolled off of the futon in her sleep and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her more embarrassed in my life 😂
I love that Buffy is from the late 90s/early 2000s bc what do you mean they’re going out for casual drinks and there’s always a live band performing the most sultry, sexually charged grunge music imaginable 😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I love that Buffy is from the late 90s/early 2000s bc what do you mean they’re going out for casual drinks and there’s always a live band performing the most sultry, sexually charged grunge music imaginable 😂
I’m trying to be so patient while training but someone just typed google into the address bar before searching for something
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m trying to be so patient while training but someone just typed google into the address bar before searching for something
Fuzzy socks were a game changer for a perpetually frozen boy like me
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fuzzy socks were a game changer for a perpetually frozen boy like me
I’m gonna try to keep my comments limited on this (for now), but I just really hope they keep Link mute. Also I am, admittedly, digging these first look photos. Very relieved it wasn’t some big name, fan-casted affair
Nintendo has shared a first look at Bo Bragason and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth as Zelda and Link in the upcoming live-action Legend of Zelda adaptation 👀
The film will release in May 2027.
The film will release in May 2027.
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m gonna try to keep my comments limited on this (for now), but I just really hope they keep Link mute. Also I am, admittedly, digging these first look photos. Very relieved it wasn’t some big name, fan-casted affair
I can’t wait until I’m fully ~not sick~ anymore bc I wanna get DRUNK
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I can’t wait until I’m fully ~not sick~ anymore bc I wanna get DRUNK
The rumors are true. A game night with friends does help with the Sunday scaries
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The rumors are true. A game night with friends does help with the Sunday scaries
Who up playing w their fortnite
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Who up playing w their fortnite
Having a husband is just getting randomly mushroom stamped throughout the day
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Having a husband is just getting randomly mushroom stamped throughout the day
My sweet, sweet, sleepy boy
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My sweet, sweet, sleepy boy
I know trumps halitosis made that dick stink
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I know trumps halitosis made that dick stink
I’m still here
Bouncin' by Tinashe on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 2:55
music.apple.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m still here