Teferi’s Portable Hole
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EDH. Poly and partnered. Here to have fun. If you stopped by because of an MTG post *BE WARNED THERE ARE ALSO NUDES HERE* Taken by: ⛈️kihyel 🧙🏿♂️thisg4ymike 🛡️borinisboring
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Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
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IG saw it first 🫣
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
IG saw it first 🫣
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God I hate YouTube reviews with “brutally honest” in the title. It’s a corporation, go ahead and shit on them no one cares.
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
God I hate YouTube reviews with “brutally honest” in the title. It’s a corporation, go ahead and shit on them no one cares.
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November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s five drop Fridayyyy. I love this lil guy in my discard or graveyard decks to nuke something on the board.
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It’s five drop Fridayyyy. I love this lil guy in my discard or graveyard decks to nuke something on the board.
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Meats back on the menu, boys
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Meats back on the menu, boys
Humpdayyyy
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Humpdayyyy
Ghost vacuum appreciation post.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ghost vacuum appreciation post.
Tummy for you
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Tummy for you
Some light pick ups from the LGS.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Some light pick ups from the LGS.
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Another amazing night yesterday at Sips n Spells!
We had 52 people attend yesterday and every new player walked home with a deck that was donated by our very own community. 💕
We had 52 people attend yesterday and every new player walked home with a deck that was donated by our very own community. 💕
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Another amazing night yesterday at Sips n Spells!
We had 52 people attend yesterday and every new player walked home with a deck that was donated by our very own community. 💕
We had 52 people attend yesterday and every new player walked home with a deck that was donated by our very own community. 💕
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gimme your fuckin' face
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
gimme your fuckin' face
Got to nuke some Avenger of Zendikar plant tokens with this bad boy!
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Got to nuke some Avenger of Zendikar plant tokens with this bad boy!
Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
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definitely at my heaviest 😏
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
definitely at my heaviest 😏
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Combo that kept me in the game
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Combo that won me the game.
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Combo that won me the game.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Combo that kept me in the game
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Combo that won me the game.
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Combo that won me the game.
Currently experiencing a high amount compersion due seeing my partner and his boo interact.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Currently experiencing a high amount compersion due seeing my partner and his boo interact.
Mine has been The Master of Keys. It’s fun to play a deck where the enchantments that are auto removed by the pod keep coming back. Also you have a massive evasive beater in the command zone. Plus it’s esper enchantments so after a certain point you don’t even need him to be out to play your deck.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Mine has been The Master of Keys. It’s fun to play a deck where the enchantments that are auto removed by the pod keep coming back. Also you have a massive evasive beater in the command zone. Plus it’s esper enchantments so after a certain point you don’t even need him to be out to play your deck.