DaddyAlteran
daddyalteran.bsky.social
DaddyAlteran
@daddyalteran.bsky.social
I'm Mikey, I'm the Daddy of @Ben.littles.space I tend to lurk, posting replies at interesting things.

Happy to chat to new people but I'm not interested in doing all the conversation making so if you want to chat you need to get involved in it.
Squirmy photos on a dial up internet age. Explored littlespace stuff, didn't do much for me regardless of what headspace and then realised there was an angle I'd not considered. Being a big and making littles feel small. This is my comfort zone.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I may regret this come tomorrow morning.
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Looking at that picture, for you it looks like change time. Soggy butt
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Boo impossibly expensive sadly to import. Thanks for replying lil tot
January 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Oh he knows as I pointed it out to him this time last year. He was tempted....
January 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Heya kiddo, very cute. What brand are these, I've never seen them before and definitely need to investigate getting some for my little tot.
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Just wait till you see how much he talks about Thomas and the boxes and boxes of toys he has. This is nothing 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 AM
*picks you up*

*flops you out on the change mat*

This what counts as big now?

*pokes your padding*

Not sure you've understood the meaning of potty training
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
*undoes the poppers one by one*

*flops the end out of the way*

*opens the tapes one by one*

*sploots open the padding*

Someone's a lil soggy bum.

*grabs some wipes and slowly cleans you down*

It's ok tiny tot. You'll get chances in 2026 to show us how big you are(n't).
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why would you put it in the washer? Surely that's the job of your daddy and you're much to small to know when things like that happen. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
One of the bigger UK events has had the press sniffing around. As a result of whatever has happened the organisers have cancelled the one planned for this weekend and all future events for safety reasons.
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good boy, well done.

*ruffles your hair*

You'll be a big boy someday.
October 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hopefully you're now safely padded up like a good boy.
October 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Well it's okay little tot. You could put them over your nappies so you feel like a big boy until you can actually BE a good boy and trusted to not have accident in underwear.
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I can only imagine where all the stickers ended up... nowhere near any lego.
October 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
And now he's being changed by me like the lil mucky butt he is. Such a lil baby @ben.littles.space
September 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I do. I'm his big and in charge of these decisions. He can choose to fill his nappy whenever he wants. That's about as much free choice as he gets.
September 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I've got him safely padded. He just needs to learn he's not big enough to be potty training.
September 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Well I wasn't there supervising you kiddo, so we will never know the real truth. 😉
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Being good and not splitting this nappy open this time lil toes?
July 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Errr... it's missing bubbles kiddo.
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM