Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦
@daddeh.bsky.social
Childless cat daddy, professional trauma sponge, amateur trauma doula, and prolly going to like some adult content
Most men look like some variety of sex criminal when they grow a mustache. In his case, watch your drinks ladies. And any underwear you've brought to the laundromat.
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Most men look like some variety of sex criminal when they grow a mustache. In his case, watch your drinks ladies. And any underwear you've brought to the laundromat.
Y'know, after the Dutch ripped apart and ate their leader who was fucking around with shit they had centuries of mostly good governance... Just saying
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Y'know, after the Dutch ripped apart and ate their leader who was fucking around with shit they had centuries of mostly good governance... Just saying
I feel like there has to be a historical parallel, where people made themselves increasingly grotesque based off the desires of insane absolute monarchs
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I feel like there has to be a historical parallel, where people made themselves increasingly grotesque based off the desires of insane absolute monarchs
That song has been caught in my brain for going on a week
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That song has been caught in my brain for going on a week
Look at that ginger, it knows exactly what it's doing
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Look at that ginger, it knows exactly what it's doing
You're gonna nail it! Not in the sexual way, in this instance
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You're gonna nail it! Not in the sexual way, in this instance
Is there a penguin pick up to send you wine (to protect your privacy)?
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Is there a penguin pick up to send you wine (to protect your privacy)?
Is this a pants on or pants off type of meeting?
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Is this a pants on or pants off type of meeting?
When he said in an interview he got more conservative after his brain damage it made sense
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
When he said in an interview he got more conservative after his brain damage it made sense
Babe I go to the meadow east of town! We should totally carry fauns sometime!
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Babe I go to the meadow east of town! We should totally carry fauns sometime!
Can you imagine being rescued and stuck on a fucking oberth for 10 light years? Damn. Nebula is the thicc king
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Can you imagine being rescued and stuck on a fucking oberth for 10 light years? Damn. Nebula is the thicc king
I think I saw that porno. Was pretty good.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I think I saw that porno. Was pretty good.
So often I have to actually Google and snopes shit to figure out if it's satire or not. And too often it isn't.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So often I have to actually Google and snopes shit to figure out if it's satire or not. And too often it isn't.
How much Nazi is the right amount? Well, I know it should be about 145 ghost peppers per Nazi, since that amount of capsaicin would ensure their worst possible death, so let's start with how many ghost peppers we have and work backwards
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How much Nazi is the right amount? Well, I know it should be about 145 ghost peppers per Nazi, since that amount of capsaicin would ensure their worst possible death, so let's start with how many ghost peppers we have and work backwards
Bit of an unsung hero, just cuz it was thicc instead of a snatched waist
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Bit of an unsung hero, just cuz it was thicc instead of a snatched waist
Could be worse, came across a photo of a very handsome man in a speedo and it was my grandfather
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Could be worse, came across a photo of a very handsome man in a speedo and it was my grandfather
Not an actual quote, this was ripped off an Onion headline
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Not an actual quote, this was ripped off an Onion headline
Methinks she works for Big Spice, trying to dupe us into ever greater consumerism
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Methinks she works for Big Spice, trying to dupe us into ever greater consumerism
Yikes! I had a 5mm and it was like passing a fish hook. Hopefully they hit you with the lasers or ultrasound so you it's just like, uh, smaller fish hooks
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yikes! I had a 5mm and it was like passing a fish hook. Hopefully they hit you with the lasers or ultrasound so you it's just like, uh, smaller fish hooks
Potbelly's should give him a sponsorship deal
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Potbelly's should give him a sponsorship deal
She was a blind fucking idiot on that, show me a place she actually said wipe out the Palestinians. Cuz that was the republican line.
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
She was a blind fucking idiot on that, show me a place she actually said wipe out the Palestinians. Cuz that was the republican line.