He prints out the epic burns and tapes them to the dashboard of his cybertruck (which is sitting in the shop awaiting repairs)

I first read this as attributed to E. B. White and thought, "Wow, he's going hard here." Then I re-read it. ee cummings makes much more sense.

please laugh...

I didn't actually learn Linear Algebra until I took QM and I use it pretty much daily in data analysis. Understanding Stat Mech would be useful, but I didn't actually learn that in the Thermo & Stat mech courses I took (I blame society)

algorithm says that's the stuff

but will it make julienne fries?

You need to do more than vote no on this foregone conclusion. You need to do anything you can to stop this cave in to the Trump agenda. Refuse unanimous consent and stop the process.

Thank you. I wanted to say this, but was afraid to risk the ire of BCDreyer.

Please resign and turn your role over to someone who will fight for Americans.