Dan Fox
@d4nf0x.bsky.social
All my own work. Comedy jokes for the new age of descent. Dad. Jewish. Blue-&-white hoopish. Mudlarker. Never knowingly underbold. #COYRs
Waiter: “And anything for dessert?”
Me:
Me:
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Waiter: “And anything for dessert?”
Me:
Me:
🎶 Kiss me, beneath the damp stalactites
Nightly inside the granite cave
Swing, swing, swing the flinthead axe
You wear those furs and I will wear that sack 🎵
Nightly inside the granite cave
Swing, swing, swing the flinthead axe
You wear those furs and I will wear that sack 🎵
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
🎶 Kiss me, beneath the damp stalactites
Nightly inside the granite cave
Swing, swing, swing the flinthead axe
You wear those furs and I will wear that sack 🎵
Nightly inside the granite cave
Swing, swing, swing the flinthead axe
You wear those furs and I will wear that sack 🎵
Times Cryptic clue today. Definition was “monetary”. Answer was “fiscal”.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Times Cryptic clue today. Definition was “monetary”. Answer was “fiscal”.
You won’t believe what the cast of Withnail & I look like now…
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You won’t believe what the cast of Withnail & I look like now…
The Chase says ‘bagel’.
Debate over.
Debate over.
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Chase says ‘bagel’.
Debate over.
Debate over.
Posted by a not-uninfluential journo when it comes to the self-identifying Community of the Good.
1. It’s not an Olympic event
2. Own screen cap admits 40% of the relevant figures are missing
3. I wonder if SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR has happened in, ooh, say, the last 10 days around antisemitism?
1. It’s not an Olympic event
2. Own screen cap admits 40% of the relevant figures are missing
3. I wonder if SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR has happened in, ooh, say, the last 10 days around antisemitism?
October 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Posted by a not-uninfluential journo when it comes to the self-identifying Community of the Good.
1. It’s not an Olympic event
2. Own screen cap admits 40% of the relevant figures are missing
3. I wonder if SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR has happened in, ooh, say, the last 10 days around antisemitism?
1. It’s not an Olympic event
2. Own screen cap admits 40% of the relevant figures are missing
3. I wonder if SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR has happened in, ooh, say, the last 10 days around antisemitism?
Most of the “Celebrity” element of #CelebrityTraitors somewhat escapes me.
October 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Most of the “Celebrity” element of #CelebrityTraitors somewhat escapes me.
With deepest regret, I must inform you all that a poem has been committed.
October 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
With deepest regret, I must inform you all that a poem has been committed.
Kids said they wanted some new bedtime stories.
September 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Kids said they wanted some new bedtime stories.
“Me – lager. Finchy – lager. Gareth – lager, sometimes cider. So Different drinks for different needs.”
September 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“Me – lager. Finchy – lager. Gareth – lager, sometimes cider. So Different drinks for different needs.”
“One of the chimpanzees, wearing selvedge jeans and a Fenchurch shacket, insisted that his intake was in fact the equivalent of a hazy IPA”
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“One of the chimpanzees, wearing selvedge jeans and a Fenchurch shacket, insisted that his intake was in fact the equivalent of a hazy IPA”
Just got myself a free coffee and swapped the youngest for a black lab, at our local café.
September 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just got myself a free coffee and swapped the youngest for a black lab, at our local café.
Very disappointing. Nothing about his time in The Good Life or Yes, Minister/Prime Minister at all.
September 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Very disappointing. Nothing about his time in The Good Life or Yes, Minister/Prime Minister at all.
I see that Norway’s opponents pretty much let them win.
Rolled over?
Almost.
Rolled over?
Almost.
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I see that Norway’s opponents pretty much let them win.
Rolled over?
Almost.
Rolled over?
Almost.
Can’t believe no one’s thought of this before.
September 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Can’t believe no one’s thought of this before.
The only way to find out is by spending the High Holidays in an….
…Orcadox Synagogue.
…Orcadox Synagogue.
September 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The only way to find out is by spending the High Holidays in an….
…Orcadox Synagogue.
…Orcadox Synagogue.
Hundreds of millions (billions?) of dollars is being burned by Big Tech to produce this utter AI *slop*.
August 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hundreds of millions (billions?) of dollars is being burned by Big Tech to produce this utter AI *slop*.