Yes please.

Let's cook some zebras.
Smash some barcodes.

Paragraphs don't have meanings.
Well formed ideas have meanings.

Who posts where?

Hey blondie, why so dreamy?
Envisioning a squirrel free world?

Looks like a rather desperate attempt to lure in some of the president elect's fan base.

You don't need an oracle to tell you that

What the fuck is wrong with this people.
This Siri idiot should be disbarred on grounds of insanity.
And charged with attempted mass murder.

Sorry. I trust my government.
If they say there is such thing I believe it.
After all I believed them that I have to pay taxes so we already established a trust relationship.

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