Musk's motto seems to be:
"Promise the world! Profit! Deliver nothing!"

Is that a map of the mini golf course in your fur?

🎶They came in like a wrecking ball!🎵

Being republican ages you

I hope it pops soon, it seems like the longer it goes before popping, the worse its gonna be for everyone

Pretty sure that's a question that only smart people ask themselves

I worked wheely hard on that pun

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THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

*think* they have successfully hidden/covered/doctored...

With how pathetically incompetent these buffoons are, and how little they seem to know how the system works, I wouldnt be surprised if they went "look! He's not in here!" And then it is painfully obvious that he is

I'm all for the idea of second chances, and people becoming better people. But MTG is gonna have to do a literal fuck ton to convince people that shes actually changed to be even a mildly decent person

Splat Pool!

(Dead Splat doesnt have a good ring to it...)

Did the words make sense? 'Cause that would be the only way I think it would be plausible to accuse BBC of changing what he said

Isnt that what MRI's are for?

Congratulations!

You just need to do it in a hallway, that way both participant can be pinned against a wall

Also also, I believe that those expectations are what make it so that a lot of people who are actually bi or gender non-conforming never actually can admit it, even to themselves

Put simply, straight cis-men tend to be NPCs