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cypresshill.bsky.social
Stoned Illusions
@cypresshill.bsky.social
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🍁 Hip-hop vibes & high times. 🍁

Where the weed smokers and hip-hop heads unite. Sharing stoner wisdom, and chill vibes. Keeping it real

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cypresshill.bsky.social
That's one evening isn't it? Blink and it's gone! #weedmeme
"Police officers holding a small marijuana plant with text overlay making fun of exaggerated claims, stating: 'Sir we've seized 3 tons of marijuana.' 'Did you say 1 ton of marijuana?' 'Yes sir, 8 grams of marijuana.' The bottom section features a close-up of an officer looking high."
November 21, 2024 at 10:36 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
Me welcoming all my stoner buddies to the weed side of Bluesky. #weedwednesday
A woman in a pink tracksuit holds a large tray filled with colourful smoking apparatuses, including bongs and pipes, in a well-decorated, cosy room.
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
Me right now #weedmeme #tokingtuesday
The image is a drawing of four stick figures on a yellow background. The central two stick figures are high-fiving, with the word "ME" above them. To the left, one stick figure is jumping excitedly with a green Spotify logo above its head, while the other stick figure next to it has a cannabis plant above its head. On the right, a stick figure is also jumping, with the Bluesky social media logo (represented by a blue butterfly) above its head. The image conveys a playful and joyful vibe, symbolising connection and fun.
November 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
In your opinion, what's the best way?
The image features a close-up of a vibrant cannabis plant with frosty trichomes and purple-tinged leaves. Text overlays the image, reading: "How do you consume?" at the top in capital letters, followed by "Drop your favourite way below" at the bottom. The text is in a simple, clean font, inviting engagement.
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
A weedhead’s worst nightmare, right here. 🤣

Best advice I ever got: Use a sock on a hoover to rescue every precious crumb.

What’s your top stoner survival tip? Let’s hear it!
#StonerWisdom #WeedFails
This image features a two-panel meme with SpongeBob SquarePants. The left panel shows SpongeBob with a bored, dismissive expression and the text “Me dropping my phone.” The right panel shows a distorted, panicked SpongeBob, with wild green energy surrounding him and the text “Me dropping my WEED.” This humorously contrasts a casual reaction to dropping a phone with a more frantic response to dropping weed.
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
cypresshill.bsky.social
#stoner #weedmeme
The image is a meme featuring a character from the animated show "Bob's Burgers," Tina Belcher, known for her glasses and deadpan expression. In the image, Tina is seen giving a sideways glance with a slightly raised eyebrow, suggesting a knowing or conspiratorial look. The caption at the top reads, "How stoners look at each other when they're ready to smoke at a function," humorously comparing Tina's glance to the nonverbal communication shared among people discreetly planning to smoke.
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM