And if you come at me, I will always throw the first punch. I will never be left in a situation where I didn’t and I should have ever again.

I have been partners in crime with this man for three years. I should know how to communicate better with him. Instead I just helped him through not murdering someone and when he sincerely thanked me I gave him finger guns and fucking walked out the room. I am a fucking idiot. 🙃

Like I still get confused buying menstrual products. I’m 30. I should have had 15 years of this and instead I’m at 2.5 years of this. I’m a teenager in period years. 🤣🤣🤣

It’s so hard having your first hormonal normalcy happen in your late 20s. I don’t know the warning signs or how to do this ‘cause we were so sick for so long we never had this before 2 yrs ago. As you can see, it’s still not normal cause it skips like crazy but at least it happens on its own now.

Okay I fixed it AND I caught it with a day to spare for payment. 😮‍💨 And these assholes say all I do is cause problems. Looks like I just fucking solved one nerds.

Oh my gods. We put our account number wrong oh shit oh shit oh shit

Okay uh so we have money in the account but uhhhh it’s more than should be there because our car payment never came out so I am really fucking confused because I def issued the payment.

I’m afraid to check now