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@cyima.bsky.social
hi, i'm simone die simons. 18 they/them
low-level tent one trick and #1 jayfeather fan
the hell is up with my air riders vehicle
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
squeezer players are getting nothing from santa this year #btw
squiffer players are getting coal from santa this year #btw
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
buying kirby's return to dreamland on switch super excited to play online with friends only to realise after purchasing it it does not, in fact, have online co-op
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
air riders scratches that same itch that makes me love mario kart wii so much but on a whole other level. like the amount of personalization in this game is absurd and i haven't even bothered checking out the story mode yet because the racing is just that fun
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i love air riders
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i am an artist
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
TWO FIRSTS?????????
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
kirby air riders might be a 10/10 game i'm not even joking
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"hey cyima check the score" - @expiredmilky.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
squiffer players are getting coal from santa this year #btw
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
what a loser
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
JAYFEATHER WARP STAR IS REAL!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
for some reason bluesky took away my video perms so just imagine that the 30 second clip of me not getting a single tent kill last night solely due to bad damage numbers 5 whole times is included here
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
noticing that the moment i got a job i started to tilt slightly more in splatoon. proof that jobs and splatoon are incompatible (and that tent sucks)
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
NINTENDO SWITCH 2 WHEN I GET YOUUUUUUUUUUUU i haven't been excited about a video game since splatoon 3 oh my god 😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Fuck my dumb stupid big chungus redditor discord admin edge lord vtuber simp life 💔
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the employee is always right hashtag by the way
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
dude i think kirby air riders is gonna be the game that actually convinces me to get a switch 2. it looks sick as hell and i am a sucker for the custom vehicles
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
bamboo arc? 👀
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Basalt: I can shot call let me shot call!
What happens when Basalt shot calls:

#compsplatoon
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
rootpawtastic
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
stupid ass weapon
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM