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Just got my new Cybertruck. Fire emoji. Fire emoji. Fire emoji. So fire. Just lovin' life and lovin' livin'. 2024 is my year!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*a fiction in progress
Knocked out 25% of a furniture instruction manual today. FONTS! Managed to avoid the boss all day, turned off my notifications, Android on Do Not Disturb, Pineapple Bang on Fuck Yeah. Lay off. Still grieving, bro. Chick-fil-A tonight. Kitchen window still open. ONE LAST NIGHT.
#chickfilasky #ferret
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I think she's just gone. Miss you Lil Fe-Fe. Bang Hard Strawbs tonight. Maybe two cans. Maybe three. Kitchen window open. Drake on repeat. Heart empty.
#ferretsky #BangHardStrawbs
November 26, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Took the CyberT in for the recall. PROBLEM SOLVED.

But my ferret, Lil Fee-Fee is still missing. I miss her cute fuzzy ass so bad. I am holding her Bandits brand Yummy Ferret Treats - Meaty Bacon Flavor - and crying my face off, bro. FOR REAL LIFE.

#BanditsBrandYummyFerretTreats #cybertrucksky
November 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I am done with today. Yo. Seriously. My ferret, Lil Fee-Fee has NOT RETURNED. Out the kitchen win-win last night. Checked her usual hangs -- behind that tree, up in that spot by the AC, down in those leaves, chillin in the yard. Nothing. Sad face emoji. I AM DONE. Gotta go to work.
#ferretsky #sadAF
November 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by Cybertruck Guy
Can people share their funny people starter packs/follow recs?

Need to dial in the heehee to haha ratio in my fyp
November 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
What's up with clouds? #forrealthough
November 22, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Bros. Long day. Looooong day. For real life, I had to call my boss d****s*****. He called me a m*****h**. Washed my Panda Dunks. Still hella sticky with Bang. NOT GOOD. The condo reeks like hot pineapple. Cracked a kitchen win-win and the ferret got out. #skycybertrucks #skyferret #skyBANGfiasco
November 22, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Tucked my Cowboys car blanket into my rolled up window to create a little car tent sitch. DID NOT WORK. Too bright. Also cars kept honking. No road nap. Back to work. Work succcccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssss. No nap. Dope lunch though. Gordita Suppies FTW.

#skycybertruck #roadnap #gorditasuppies
November 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Okay. Car blankies. Cowboy blanket? Or Yankee Blankee?
November 20, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I am ALL OVER THE PLACE today. Work suckssssssssssssssss. Gotta even myself out. Drink a midday Bang. Take a nap while the CyberT cruises. What is y'all's favorite car blankets?
November 20, 2024 at 8:25 PM
My CTs getting recalled. Gotta take it in. Software sitch. Feet still sticky. Left the socks on Ventura. Shoes feel weird. Love you all. Cybertruck drivers 4 life.
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Real talk. My feet are so sticky now and that is not okay. I can't handle this anymore. I'm about to cry. IN REAL LIFE. In real life! I am about to cry. I am for real throwing these sticky ass socks out the window.
November 20, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Yo. The sock cleaning DID NOT WORK OUT! Underline that shit. My feet are sticky as hell, bro. What is everybody's favorite flavor of laffy taffy? Grape? Watermelon? Cherry? STRAWBS?!
November 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Cleaned it up with my socks. Gotta get new socks. Best place to buy new socks?
November 20, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Just spilled my Bang. Damn. Dammmmmmmnnnnnn.
November 20, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Yo. Just found out stars are hotter than fire. Jk. Jk. Jk. Star emoji. For real, what should I haul in this thing?
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Just got my ct, bruh! Is there anything hotter than fire?!!!!
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM