Cyberluzie 🌀 Trumped Out
@cyberluzie.bsky.social
Journalism as it should be: ruthless, darkly funny, and unsponsored.
📌 Dismantling Trumpism, one grift at a time.
✍️ www.trumped-out.com
No cults. No cash grabs. Just the autopsy of a movement. And putting it on trial, with evidence and a smirk.
📌 Dismantling Trumpism, one grift at a time.
✍️ www.trumped-out.com
No cults. No cash grabs. Just the autopsy of a movement. And putting it on trial, with evidence and a smirk.
Let art do the talking. theweek.com/cartoons/car...
August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Let art do the talking. theweek.com/cartoons/car...
What arouses a political culture reveals what it protects — and what it’s willing to destroy.
#Israel #Gaza #Starvation #monstrousPolitics
#Israel #Gaza #Starvation #monstrousPolitics
July 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What arouses a political culture reveals what it protects — and what it’s willing to destroy.
#Israel #Gaza #Starvation #monstrousPolitics
#Israel #Gaza #Starvation #monstrousPolitics
Kash Patel running the FBI while tweeting like a QAnon groupie is your daily reminder that the swamp didn’t get drained — it got promoted. 🐊🇺🇸#DeepStateDrama
#SwampPromotions #KashFlow #EpsteinEveryDay
#FBIrony #QClearanceCrazy #TrumpistanChronicles
#NoSurpriseJustCringe
#SwampPromotions #KashFlow #EpsteinEveryDay
#FBIrony #QClearanceCrazy #TrumpistanChronicles
#NoSurpriseJustCringe
July 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Kash Patel running the FBI while tweeting like a QAnon groupie is your daily reminder that the swamp didn’t get drained — it got promoted. 🐊🇺🇸#DeepStateDrama
#SwampPromotions #KashFlow #EpsteinEveryDay
#FBIrony #QClearanceCrazy #TrumpistanChronicles
#NoSurpriseJustCringe
#SwampPromotions #KashFlow #EpsteinEveryDay
#FBIrony #QClearanceCrazy #TrumpistanChronicles
#NoSurpriseJustCringe
ChatGPT just dropped the most dystopian poster of the week — starring a Stephen Miller–style prophet of cold obedience.
"First the deportations. Then the blessings.👁️🗨️🔥
#Satire #AuthoritarianAesthetic #Trumpistan #ChristianNationalism #Project2025
ChatGPT just dropped the most dystopian poster of the week — starring a Stephen Miller–style prophet of cold obedience.
"First the deportations. Then the blessings.👁️🗨️🔥
#Satire #AuthoritarianAesthetic #Trumpistan #ChristianNationalism #Project2025
July 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
ChatGPT just dropped the most dystopian poster of the week — starring a Stephen Miller–style prophet of cold obedience.
"First the deportations. Then the blessings.👁️🗨️🔥
#Satire #AuthoritarianAesthetic #Trumpistan #ChristianNationalism #Project2025
ChatGPT just dropped the most dystopian poster of the week — starring a Stephen Miller–style prophet of cold obedience.
"First the deportations. Then the blessings.👁️🗨️🔥
#Satire #AuthoritarianAesthetic #Trumpistan #ChristianNationalism #Project2025
Created this back in May :D
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trumpedout.substack.com/p/the-barbie...
July 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Created this back in May :D
trumpedout.substack.com/p/the-barbie...
trumpedout.substack.com/p/the-barbie...
How to survive Trumpism in style. Just add maple syrup and noise-cancelling headphones. 🕯️📚🇨🇦
#TrumpismSurvivalKit #DIYResistance #MakeAmericaThinkAgain #EmotionalSupportCanadian #FactsOverFeels #SatireTherapy #MapleShield
#TrumpismSurvivalKit #DIYResistance #MakeAmericaThinkAgain #EmotionalSupportCanadian #FactsOverFeels #SatireTherapy #MapleShield
July 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
How to survive Trumpism in style. Just add maple syrup and noise-cancelling headphones. 🕯️📚🇨🇦
#TrumpismSurvivalKit #DIYResistance #MakeAmericaThinkAgain #EmotionalSupportCanadian #FactsOverFeels #SatireTherapy #MapleShield
#TrumpismSurvivalKit #DIYResistance #MakeAmericaThinkAgain #EmotionalSupportCanadian #FactsOverFeels #SatireTherapy #MapleShield
This cat is not mad. Just disappointed. In all of us.
🐾 #VibeCheck #MoodyCat #ExistentialFluff #JustLetMeSitHere
🐾 #VibeCheck #MoodyCat #ExistentialFluff #JustLetMeSitHere
July 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This cat is not mad. Just disappointed. In all of us.
🐾 #VibeCheck #MoodyCat #ExistentialFluff #JustLetMeSitHere
🐾 #VibeCheck #MoodyCat #ExistentialFluff #JustLetMeSitHere
“The fundamental weakness of Western civilisation is empathy." - Elon Musk
Spot the difference.
Spot the difference.
July 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“The fundamental weakness of Western civilisation is empathy." - Elon Musk
Spot the difference.
Spot the difference.
It breaks my heart if any child was hurt at Alligator Alcatraz. But we had to act. We took the necessary steps to protect American lives. Harsh measures save families. History will prove we made the right call. — Kristi Noem, 1933 probably
July 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It breaks my heart if any child was hurt at Alligator Alcatraz. But we had to act. We took the necessary steps to protect American lives. Harsh measures save families. History will prove we made the right call. — Kristi Noem, 1933 probably
This is what one beautiful big will build:
Wealth at one pole, misery at the other.
But hey, at least the space travel is thriving. 🚀💸
#LateStageCapitalism #KarlMarxWasRight #BigBeautifulBill
Wealth at one pole, misery at the other.
But hey, at least the space travel is thriving. 🚀💸
#LateStageCapitalism #KarlMarxWasRight #BigBeautifulBill
July 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This is what one beautiful big will build:
Wealth at one pole, misery at the other.
But hey, at least the space travel is thriving. 🚀💸
#LateStageCapitalism #KarlMarxWasRight #BigBeautifulBill
Wealth at one pole, misery at the other.
But hey, at least the space travel is thriving. 🚀💸
#LateStageCapitalism #KarlMarxWasRight #BigBeautifulBill
If you call a concentration camp Alligator Alcatraz,
you’re not joking — you’re just branding cruelty for mass appeal.
Authoritarianism isn’t less real because it’s absurd.
It’s just more marketable. 🐊🇺🇸
#BorderTheatre #CrueltyIsThePoint #AlligatorAusschwitz
you’re not joking — you’re just branding cruelty for mass appeal.
Authoritarianism isn’t less real because it’s absurd.
It’s just more marketable. 🐊🇺🇸
#BorderTheatre #CrueltyIsThePoint #AlligatorAusschwitz
July 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If you call a concentration camp Alligator Alcatraz,
you’re not joking — you’re just branding cruelty for mass appeal.
Authoritarianism isn’t less real because it’s absurd.
It’s just more marketable. 🐊🇺🇸
#BorderTheatre #CrueltyIsThePoint #AlligatorAusschwitz
you’re not joking — you’re just branding cruelty for mass appeal.
Authoritarianism isn’t less real because it’s absurd.
It’s just more marketable. 🐊🇺🇸
#BorderTheatre #CrueltyIsThePoint #AlligatorAusschwitz
🔥 #VoteAgainstYourself
🧠 #CultPolitics
💣 #ResentmentRules
🪓 #BurnItAllDown
🧢 #MAGAmentalität
📉 #AmericanDecline
😡 #PoliticsOfSpite
👀 #TheyNeverHurtYou
🎯 #TribalVengeance
🇺🇸 #FauxPatriotism
🧠 #CultPolitics
💣 #ResentmentRules
🪓 #BurnItAllDown
🧢 #MAGAmentalität
📉 #AmericanDecline
😡 #PoliticsOfSpite
👀 #TheyNeverHurtYou
🎯 #TribalVengeance
🇺🇸 #FauxPatriotism
July 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
They don’t need to ban women from voting.
They just make it harder—paper by paper, rule by rule.
The SAVE Act sounds harmless. It’s not.
It’s a bureaucratic wall aimed at women, immigrants, the young, and anyone who’s moved or changed their name 👉 open.substack.com/pub/trumpedo...
They just make it harder—paper by paper, rule by rule.
The SAVE Act sounds harmless. It’s not.
It’s a bureaucratic wall aimed at women, immigrants, the young, and anyone who’s moved or changed their name 👉 open.substack.com/pub/trumpedo...
July 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
They don’t need to ban women from voting.
They just make it harder—paper by paper, rule by rule.
The SAVE Act sounds harmless. It’s not.
It’s a bureaucratic wall aimed at women, immigrants, the young, and anyone who’s moved or changed their name 👉 open.substack.com/pub/trumpedo...
They just make it harder—paper by paper, rule by rule.
The SAVE Act sounds harmless. It’s not.
It’s a bureaucratic wall aimed at women, immigrants, the young, and anyone who’s moved or changed their name 👉 open.substack.com/pub/trumpedo...
Just saw Zohan do his thing and yep—no wonder Trump’s watching him like a hawk and calling him a commie. The man’s calm, factual, kind, and devastatingly sane. #MAGA can’t process that. #ZohanAppreciation #TrumpFearFactor #CalmKillsCrazy #CommieForTruth #AmericanDecency #SmartIsSexy #TrumpedOut
July 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just saw Zohan do his thing and yep—no wonder Trump’s watching him like a hawk and calling him a commie. The man’s calm, factual, kind, and devastatingly sane. #MAGA can’t process that. #ZohanAppreciation #TrumpFearFactor #CalmKillsCrazy #CommieForTruth #AmericanDecency #SmartIsSexy #TrumpedOut
#BBB
💰 $600B in tax cuts for the ultra-rich
🩻 Deep cuts to Medicaid, SNAP, and housing
🪪 $185B to supercharge ICE's mass deportation machine
🚨 Funding to deport 1 million people annually, detain 100,000 daily, and hire 10,000 new agents #BigBullshitBill #EconomicViolence #BlueskyPolitics
💰 $600B in tax cuts for the ultra-rich
🩻 Deep cuts to Medicaid, SNAP, and housing
🪪 $185B to supercharge ICE's mass deportation machine
🚨 Funding to deport 1 million people annually, detain 100,000 daily, and hire 10,000 new agents #BigBullshitBill #EconomicViolence #BlueskyPolitics
July 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
#BBB
💰 $600B in tax cuts for the ultra-rich
🩻 Deep cuts to Medicaid, SNAP, and housing
🪪 $185B to supercharge ICE's mass deportation machine
🚨 Funding to deport 1 million people annually, detain 100,000 daily, and hire 10,000 new agents #BigBullshitBill #EconomicViolence #BlueskyPolitics
💰 $600B in tax cuts for the ultra-rich
🩻 Deep cuts to Medicaid, SNAP, and housing
🪪 $185B to supercharge ICE's mass deportation machine
🚨 Funding to deport 1 million people annually, detain 100,000 daily, and hire 10,000 new agents #BigBullshitBill #EconomicViolence #BlueskyPolitics
Still one of the most chillingly accurate quotes ever — and somehow more modern with every passing year.
Hannah Arendt saw it all coming. 👇 #HannahArendt #Fascism #Authoritarianism #Disinformation #DemocracyUnderThreat
Hannah Arendt saw it all coming. 👇 #HannahArendt #Fascism #Authoritarianism #Disinformation #DemocracyUnderThreat
July 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Still one of the most chillingly accurate quotes ever — and somehow more modern with every passing year.
Hannah Arendt saw it all coming. 👇 #HannahArendt #Fascism #Authoritarianism #Disinformation #DemocracyUnderThreat
Hannah Arendt saw it all coming. 👇 #HannahArendt #Fascism #Authoritarianism #Disinformation #DemocracyUnderThreat
Trumped Out is a forensic satire diary from inside America’s 2025 meltdown. No cults. No cash grabs. Just the autopsy.
🧠 Essays, receipts, and dark humour for the deeply awake.
👁 Follow for weekly drops → trumpedout.substack.com
🧠 Essays, receipts, and dark humour for the deeply awake.
👁 Follow for weekly drops → trumpedout.substack.com
July 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Trumped Out is a forensic satire diary from inside America’s 2025 meltdown. No cults. No cash grabs. Just the autopsy.
🧠 Essays, receipts, and dark humour for the deeply awake.
👁 Follow for weekly drops → trumpedout.substack.com
🧠 Essays, receipts, and dark humour for the deeply awake.
👁 Follow for weekly drops → trumpedout.substack.com