Old Man Denton

If you consider all their weird crossovers facing off against Punishers, Alienses, Predators and the like it might be The Archies.

ohhhh... that's why they call those flights

Woke, Lemon?! Half of your audience is already on the Soros dole to crater white birthrates, and the other half has been in a quasi-unconscious and highly suggestable state thanks to what we now call "internet radiation" and long Covid. Guess which half sponsors love, Lemon? Brain fog is beautiful.

By 2200 all roads will lead to Neo-Cahokia

Flynn Taggart looks around the Stark emptiness of the craters and spots something on the ground. The Book of Mormon. He sits on a stone and opens it up. The real Mission has begun.

The skibidi arms race is real

I'm imagining this, but with more meeps

It is, but I think it's just a few steps too far on the "what if it was really dark and edgy??" thought train all fans of videogame heroes go through in adolescence. I think a wallet chain and a general Slayers X makeover is where Billy Blaze should stop.

Keep on double nuts-ing in the free world

"This was always my vision for Bart" says Matt Groening, pointing at the projected image of a cirrotic-yellow AI deaged Will Poulter capering about.

Hideo Kojima's Who Framed Roger Rabbit?