Cyanide & Happiness
@cyanide-happiness.bsky.social
In the same boat
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In the same boat
This ass whooping is out of network
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This ass whooping is out of network
You asked, and (unlike Santa, because he's DEAD) we listened! The deep discount on the entire Explosm Store will now continue ALL MONTH LONG! RIP to a real one. Use code SANTADIED for 20% off in the Explosm Store.
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You asked, and (unlike Santa, because he's DEAD) we listened! The deep discount on the entire Explosm Store will now continue ALL MONTH LONG! RIP to a real one. Use code SANTADIED for 20% off in the Explosm Store.
Get Freakpocalypse: Chapter 1 for only $6.99 on Steam through December 12th!
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Get Freakpocalypse: Chapter 1 for only $6.99 on Steam through December 12th!
Santa had died. In his memory, get 20% off all our stuff on Amazon through December 31st. Don't worry, you can still put that it's from him on the gift tag. We won't tell.
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Santa had died. In his memory, get 20% off all our stuff on Amazon through December 31st. Don't worry, you can still put that it's from him on the gift tag. We won't tell.
Clyde was dead: to begin with.
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Clyde was dead: to begin with.
First year medical students be like
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
First year medical students be like
It's always spooky season 💜
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's always spooky season 💜
Naughty List Champion
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Naughty List Champion
No lies detected
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
No lies detected
Disappointed
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Disappointed
Santa Died! That means it's time for you, yes YOU, to step up and give gifts in his stead! Don't worry- gifts for yourself count. Just use coupon code SANTADIED for 20% off everything in the Explosm Store through Dec 10th!
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Santa Died! That means it's time for you, yes YOU, to step up and give gifts in his stead! Don't worry- gifts for yourself count. Just use coupon code SANTADIED for 20% off everything in the Explosm Store through Dec 10th!
DON'T YOU DO IT
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DON'T YOU DO IT
Want some?
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Want some?
So touching 😭
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So touching 😭
Communication is key
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Communication is key
Tis the season to get cozy! Treat yourself to a mug that really communicates your priorities. Buy it here! https://bit.ly/4ibOpL5
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tis the season to get cozy! Treat yourself to a mug that really communicates your priorities. Buy it here! https://bit.ly/4ibOpL5
I know, I was there
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I know, I was there
Delicious...
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Delicious...
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'll give you something to be thankful for 😘
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'll give you something to be thankful for 😘
Anyone else have similar Thanksgiving plans?
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Anyone else have similar Thanksgiving plans?