Cyaneyed 🪿
@cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon.
Has been published in both International Intrigue and Tangle
Boring & bland. You've been warned
Has been published in both International Intrigue and Tangle
Boring & bland. You've been warned
I hated that chain until my brother got a roommate with some extremely severe & bizarre allergies. They must cook everything from frozen because they have a menu with every ingredient for every dish, like down to the seasonings in the dredge. That was kinda cool
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I hated that chain until my brother got a roommate with some extremely severe & bizarre allergies. They must cook everything from frozen because they have a menu with every ingredient for every dish, like down to the seasonings in the dredge. That was kinda cool
Never "anal" always "analy". Got it!
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Never "anal" always "analy". Got it!
The anti-pot slogan poster. It's cracking me up, & I want one.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The anti-pot slogan poster. It's cracking me up, & I want one.
Leave us be, blunt blazer
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Leave us be, blunt blazer
Lol. We literally get Charley hormone supressing shots, but it's because if she generates an egg it will kill her. Otherwise I'd absolutely let her go ham with a kong.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Lol. We literally get Charley hormone supressing shots, but it's because if she generates an egg it will kill her. Otherwise I'd absolutely let her go ham with a kong.
Our HR teams heads would explode, & I wish someone would do it
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Our HR teams heads would explode, & I wish someone would do it
Actually, that's exactly what I'm looking for in a partner
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Actually, that's exactly what I'm looking for in a partner
I can't even fathom the thoughts of someone like that
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I can't even fathom the thoughts of someone like that
Sorry, I'm specifically looking for someone with piles of iridescent beetle wing casings
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sorry, I'm specifically looking for someone with piles of iridescent beetle wing casings
Pish posh, pot is for the birds! (My most british accent reply)
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pish posh, pot is for the birds! (My most british accent reply)
I need this framed & on my wall. I've been reading them aloud to my spouse till I was crying laughing
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I need this framed & on my wall. I've been reading them aloud to my spouse till I was crying laughing
That's my favorite, but it wasn't dorky enough
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That's my favorite, but it wasn't dorky enough
There's a very decent chance if you do I'm gonna go "Oh! Of course!" & hate myself for not figuring it out
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There's a very decent chance if you do I'm gonna go "Oh! Of course!" & hate myself for not figuring it out
Lol. Happens to us all sometimes.
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Lol. Happens to us all sometimes.
I didn't know that, sorry! Know the song, not the band
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I didn't know that, sorry! Know the song, not the band
That's what I was planning to do, make papardelle pasta with a chantarelle cream sauce, so glad to hear that's not a terrible idea, lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That's what I was planning to do, make papardelle pasta with a chantarelle cream sauce, so glad to hear that's not a terrible idea, lol
Was that the name of the band?
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Was that the name of the band?
He was a friend to pigeon kind
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
He was a friend to pigeon kind