one eye open

yes

I know ball. You don't. I see demons. You don't. I shake my little booty. You don't. I tap dance. You don't. I eat cookies and drink lemonade. You don't. I've never lost a game of monopoly. You have. You make buns. I make bread. Talk to me nice.

However, I want to avoid my words getting misconstrued and make it incredibly clear that I unfortunately do not give a fuck. Never have I ever given a fuck. I want to voice this because people seem to think that I do give a fuck, but let it be acknowledge in this thread that I do not give a fuck.

I returned to bluesky because I really missed all my friends, as well as shitposting and just being all around stupid. I know I can't make everyone happy and that's totally okay. I also understand that people will have personal gripes with me and that's also okay. We are entitled to our feelings.

Sure

im glad to be back 🫶

i like that you said witness protection program! always promote safe sex