Clayton Snyder
@cw-snyder.com
Four-time SPFBO Semifinalist. SPFBO 7 & 9 Finalist. WSFA & 2-time Stabby Nominee. Booknest Longlist. Grimmy Award Winner. Reddit Self-Pub Fave. Meat sack. (he/him)
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Clayton Snyder
@cw-snyder.com
· Oct 17
Amazon.com: Cold West eBook : Snyder, Clayton: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: Cold West eBook : Snyder, Clayton: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
Hey, I write dark fantasy/horror/etc. Come check out Cold West. You mostly won't regret it.
www.amazon.com/Cold-West-Cl...
www.amazon.com/Cold-West-Cl...
Four of these might do fuck all for my pain, but at least I’m fucking up my liver
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Four of these might do fuck all for my pain, but at least I’m fucking up my liver
Reposted by Clayton Snyder
If you missed the Kickstarter campaigns for the BLACK STONE HEART and SHE DREAMS IN BLOOD Insanity Editions, it's not too late!
Here are a few pictures of the SDiB slipcase (taken alongside the BSH slipcase).
The Late Backer Store is open: she-dreams-in-blood-insanity-edition.pledgebox.com/preorder
Here are a few pictures of the SDiB slipcase (taken alongside the BSH slipcase).
The Late Backer Store is open: she-dreams-in-blood-insanity-edition.pledgebox.com/preorder
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you missed the Kickstarter campaigns for the BLACK STONE HEART and SHE DREAMS IN BLOOD Insanity Editions, it's not too late!
Here are a few pictures of the SDiB slipcase (taken alongside the BSH slipcase).
The Late Backer Store is open: she-dreams-in-blood-insanity-edition.pledgebox.com/preorder
Here are a few pictures of the SDiB slipcase (taken alongside the BSH slipcase).
The Late Backer Store is open: she-dreams-in-blood-insanity-edition.pledgebox.com/preorder
17 minutes until I am free
For my first act, I will BURN THIS CITY DOWN
Or maybe get a donut
We'll see
For my first act, I will BURN THIS CITY DOWN
Or maybe get a donut
We'll see
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
17 minutes until I am free
For my first act, I will BURN THIS CITY DOWN
Or maybe get a donut
We'll see
For my first act, I will BURN THIS CITY DOWN
Or maybe get a donut
We'll see
Reposted by Clayton Snyder
This is a steal of a sale for @krystlematar.bsky.social books…
The Smashwords year end sale is live! Both Brightwash + Brick & Bones are 75% off so this is a great chance to grab them both 😍
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Legacy of the Brightwash
Follow the law and you'll be safe. But what if the law is wrong? Character driven Gaslamp dystopian fantasy, with Canadian-inspired worldbuilding, about standing in the face of impossible odds.
www.smashwords.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is a steal of a sale for @krystlematar.bsky.social books…
Reposted by Clayton Snyder
Tempting you to grab BRIGHTWASH with some character art 👀
Both BRIGHTWASH and BRICK & BONE are part of Smashword’s huge year end sale! Come snag them both at 75% off and see what else you can find in the sale!
www.smashwords.com/sale
Both BRIGHTWASH and BRICK & BONE are part of Smashword’s huge year end sale! Come snag them both at 75% off and see what else you can find in the sale!
www.smashwords.com/sale
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tempting you to grab BRIGHTWASH with some character art 👀
Both BRIGHTWASH and BRICK & BONE are part of Smashword’s huge year end sale! Come snag them both at 75% off and see what else you can find in the sale!
www.smashwords.com/sale
Both BRIGHTWASH and BRICK & BONE are part of Smashword’s huge year end sale! Come snag them both at 75% off and see what else you can find in the sale!
www.smashwords.com/sale
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I've seen these thingies making the rounds and thought I'd try making one.
Anyway.
You can order the book from your local Amazon!
Anyway.
You can order the book from your local Amazon!
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I've seen these thingies making the rounds and thought I'd try making one.
Anyway.
You can order the book from your local Amazon!
Anyway.
You can order the book from your local Amazon!
Nextdoor has to be the dumbest invention on the planet.
"Does anyone know why [local bank] put blue lights on their Christmas tree?"
It's in remembrance of all the Smurfs who were Smurfed, Karen.
Fuck's sake.
"Does anyone know why [local bank] put blue lights on their Christmas tree?"
It's in remembrance of all the Smurfs who were Smurfed, Karen.
Fuck's sake.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Nextdoor has to be the dumbest invention on the planet.
"Does anyone know why [local bank] put blue lights on their Christmas tree?"
It's in remembrance of all the Smurfs who were Smurfed, Karen.
Fuck's sake.
"Does anyone know why [local bank] put blue lights on their Christmas tree?"
It's in remembrance of all the Smurfs who were Smurfed, Karen.
Fuck's sake.
I do not feel like someone ran over my brain today. I also do not want to waste feeling decent at work. If there's not a razor adage for that, someone should invent it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I do not feel like someone ran over my brain today. I also do not want to waste feeling decent at work. If there's not a razor adage for that, someone should invent it.
You know what they say... narm narm narm.
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You know what they say... narm narm narm.
Reposted by Clayton Snyder
For reasons unknown even to me, I decided to release the DOGGED paperbacks a week early!
Is this a cunning business plan? No! I don't do those.
You can now order your paperback from your local Amazon!
Is this a cunning business plan? No! I don't do those.
You can now order your paperback from your local Amazon!
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
For reasons unknown even to me, I decided to release the DOGGED paperbacks a week early!
Is this a cunning business plan? No! I don't do those.
You can now order your paperback from your local Amazon!
Is this a cunning business plan? No! I don't do those.
You can now order your paperback from your local Amazon!
My favorite part of Face/Off is how instead of doing actual detective work, they defaulted to the most insane, impractical, pants on head idea they could.
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My favorite part of Face/Off is how instead of doing actual detective work, they defaulted to the most insane, impractical, pants on head idea they could.
"Don't worry," the door gunner said, catching Sims' look. He was a lean Black kid, couldn't be more than nineteen, with a gap-toothed grin. "Long as he doesn't bank too hard to the left, we probably won't fall out of the sky."
"Probably?"
"Army probably. Best kind there is."
"Probably?"
"Army probably. Best kind there is."
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Don't worry," the door gunner said, catching Sims' look. He was a lean Black kid, couldn't be more than nineteen, with a gap-toothed grin. "Long as he doesn't bank too hard to the left, we probably won't fall out of the sky."
"Probably?"
"Army probably. Best kind there is."
"Probably?"
"Army probably. Best kind there is."
Once again, Google has failed me. All I want to know is if it's feasible to set off an emp implanted in the skull and survive.
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Once again, Google has failed me. All I want to know is if it's feasible to set off an emp implanted in the skull and survive.
I've got 99 problems, and they're all red balloons.
Seriously. This is too many balloons.
Seriously. This is too many balloons.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I've got 99 problems, and they're all red balloons.
Seriously. This is too many balloons.
Seriously. This is too many balloons.
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
Just to prove the world was here
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
Just to prove the world was here
Christmas season at work, and that means an endless parade of Japanese 3DS consoles I have to convert to US region. At this point, I've had to have done thousands of them. I hate it so much.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Christmas season at work, and that means an endless parade of Japanese 3DS consoles I have to convert to US region. At this point, I've had to have done thousands of them. I hate it so much.
Can't decide if the vibe of this book is Rise Against's Hero of War or Megadeth Holy Wars.
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Can't decide if the vibe of this book is Rise Against's Hero of War or Megadeth Holy Wars.
I would shave this mustache, but then I look like a very tired toddler.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I would shave this mustache, but then I look like a very tired toddler.
Reposted by Clayton Snyder
Today at noon (EST) I'll be hanging out with THE BEARDED BOOK BEAST!
Join us for a "live" chat wherein my undead corpse will be propped up by caffeine and ill will!
www.youtube.com/live/OFiNjX5...
Join us for a "live" chat wherein my undead corpse will be propped up by caffeine and ill will!
www.youtube.com/live/OFiNjX5...
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Today at noon (EST) I'll be hanging out with THE BEARDED BOOK BEAST!
Join us for a "live" chat wherein my undead corpse will be propped up by caffeine and ill will!
www.youtube.com/live/OFiNjX5...
Join us for a "live" chat wherein my undead corpse will be propped up by caffeine and ill will!
www.youtube.com/live/OFiNjX5...
Reposted by Clayton Snyder
Looks like the hardcover pre-order for Age of Wrath Book 3 and is now live:
Title: Upon the Forge of Battle
Release date: August 25th 2026
Cover reveal to come in the new year. I’ve seen it and whoa is it something.
#BookSky
www.amazon.co.uk/Upon-Forge-B...
Title: Upon the Forge of Battle
Release date: August 25th 2026
Cover reveal to come in the new year. I’ve seen it and whoa is it something.
#BookSky
www.amazon.co.uk/Upon-Forge-B...
Upon the Forge of Battle: Book Three of the Age of Wrath
Buy Upon the Forge of Battle: Book Three of the Age of Wrath by Ryan, Anthony (ISBN: 9780356522883) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
www.amazon.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Looks like the hardcover pre-order for Age of Wrath Book 3 and is now live:
Title: Upon the Forge of Battle
Release date: August 25th 2026
Cover reveal to come in the new year. I’ve seen it and whoa is it something.
#BookSky
www.amazon.co.uk/Upon-Forge-B...
Title: Upon the Forge of Battle
Release date: August 25th 2026
Cover reveal to come in the new year. I’ve seen it and whoa is it something.
#BookSky
www.amazon.co.uk/Upon-Forge-B...
Sometimes I think, "Clayton, what are you doing with your life?" And the answer is usually a howling void.
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Sometimes I think, "Clayton, what are you doing with your life?" And the answer is usually a howling void.
Reposted by Clayton Snyder
Harken UK dragon lovers, the Kindle edition of The Waking Fire - Book 1 of the Draconis Memoria trilogy - is currently on sale at £0.99 on Amazon UK.
It’s got more dragons than you can shake an arken stone at.
#BookSky
www.amazon.co.uk/Waking-Fire-...
It’s got more dragons than you can shake an arken stone at.
#BookSky
www.amazon.co.uk/Waking-Fire-...
The Waking Fire: Book One of Draconis Memoria (The Draconis Memoria) eBook : Ryan, Anthony: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
The Waking Fire: Book One of Draconis Memoria (The Draconis Memoria) eBook : Ryan, Anthony: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Harken UK dragon lovers, the Kindle edition of The Waking Fire - Book 1 of the Draconis Memoria trilogy - is currently on sale at £0.99 on Amazon UK.
It’s got more dragons than you can shake an arken stone at.
#BookSky
www.amazon.co.uk/Waking-Fire-...
It’s got more dragons than you can shake an arken stone at.
#BookSky
www.amazon.co.uk/Waking-Fire-...
Count this fuckin' shit up, @profanity.accountant
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Count this fuckin' shit up, @profanity.accountant
Decided to start paying serious attention to my glucose meter. The game is keep it in the green. I’m down ten pounds.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Decided to start paying serious attention to my glucose meter. The game is keep it in the green. I’m down ten pounds.
RED SANDS (new title) is shaping up to be one hell of a monster thanks to @michaelrfletcher.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
RED SANDS (new title) is shaping up to be one hell of a monster thanks to @michaelrfletcher.bsky.social