@cvrts.bsky.social
enjoying the sun before the torrential rain x
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
enjoying the sun before the torrential rain x
there’s just something about men in their late thirties 😌
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
there’s just something about men in their late thirties 😌
it’s 10am and I’ve convinced myself it’s called a tissue because that’s the noise you make when you sneeze
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
it’s 10am and I’ve convinced myself it’s called a tissue because that’s the noise you make when you sneeze
befriended a lesbian on the train down to Manchester, truly happy pride 🥰
August 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
befriended a lesbian on the train down to Manchester, truly happy pride 🥰
Hair is cut for Manchester Pride :)
August 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hair is cut for Manchester Pride :)
weapons was spectacular
no notes x
no notes x
August 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
weapons was spectacular
no notes x
no notes x
for people that do before and after pics can you do the before pic on the left because I get confused x
August 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
for people that do before and after pics can you do the before pic on the left because I get confused x
Customer in work asked me what time the Chelsea kick off started???
Do I look like I watch football???
Diva, Google it
Do I look like I watch football???
Diva, Google it
August 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Customer in work asked me what time the Chelsea kick off started???
Do I look like I watch football???
Diva, Google it
Do I look like I watch football???
Diva, Google it
miss slayyyter on repeat this morning
August 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
miss slayyyter on repeat this morning
colleagues at work thought I was crazy. VPL refers to wether or not the bulge print is showing right???
July 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
colleagues at work thought I was crazy. VPL refers to wether or not the bulge print is showing right???
Vanessa Kirby is mother
July 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Vanessa Kirby is mother
getting my dinner paid for me tomorrow x
July 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
getting my dinner paid for me tomorrow x
very hot male dentist rummaging about in my mouth 🙂↕️
July 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
very hot male dentist rummaging about in my mouth 🙂↕️
colleague asking what a furry is at 11am on a Sunday 🙂↔️
July 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
colleague asking what a furry is at 11am on a Sunday 🙂↔️
it’s so heavy in this heat 🫠
July 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
it’s so heavy in this heat 🫠
in the mood for an unhhhh marathon
July 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
in the mood for an unhhhh marathon
oh Ethel, fuck me eyes is a bit of a banger
July 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
oh Ethel, fuck me eyes is a bit of a banger
in the mood to watch everything everywhere all at once again and have a lil cry
July 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
in the mood to watch everything everywhere all at once again and have a lil cry
customer at work said I was really rude and I started crying? 🥴🥹
June 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
customer at work said I was really rude and I started crying? 🥴🥹
someone had LDR on their grindr bio and I thought it meant long distance relationship but it was because lana del rey was in glasgow 😭
June 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
someone had LDR on their grindr bio and I thought it meant long distance relationship but it was because lana del rey was in glasgow 😭
got complemented on my ass the other day and I’m like thanks, I walk around in work and sit and play video games and that’s it 😂😭
June 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
got complemented on my ass the other day and I’m like thanks, I walk around in work and sit and play video games and that’s it 😂😭
just finished the song of achilles
June 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
just finished the song of achilles
finally on prep so who’s gonna ***** ** ****? 😇
June 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
finally on prep so who’s gonna ***** ** ****? 😇
just finished watching normal people after reading the book 🥺
June 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
just finished watching normal people after reading the book 🥺