Some of my favorite @cryptidchicken.bsky.social stories include: Bread Jesus www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Fireworks www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Any story with Arwen (a dog) www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
The Swan www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Fireworks www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Any story with Arwen (a dog) www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
The Swan www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
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💬 275 🔁 51879 ❤️ 53334 · The 1969 Easter Mass Incident · Content Warnings: Religion, food, symbolic cannibalism, symbolic gore, penis mention, Blasphemy, SO MUCH BLASPHEMY, weapons, war mention.…
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November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Some of my favorite @cryptidchicken.bsky.social stories include: Bread Jesus www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Fireworks www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Any story with Arwen (a dog) www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
The Swan www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Fireworks www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Any story with Arwen (a dog) www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
The Swan www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Here’s the Family Lore tag on @cryptidchicken.bsky.social’s blog where you can find a lot of my favorite stories! www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
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November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Here’s the Family Lore tag on @cryptidchicken.bsky.social’s blog where you can find a lot of my favorite stories! www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
So many people are enjoying this that I think I should drop @cryptidchicken.bsky.social’s tip jar and also let everyone know they have SO MANY MORE stories and they are all just as good!!
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November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
So many people are enjoying this that I think I should drop @cryptidchicken.bsky.social’s tip jar and also let everyone know they have SO MANY MORE stories and they are all just as good!!
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My favorite holiday food story has to be @cryptidchicken.bsky.social’s Turkey Story www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
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💬 110 🔁 35625 ❤️ 38478 · The Turkey Story · So it’s 2001, and my family drives from fucking California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for thanksgiving, becuase my grandparents are moving…
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November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My favorite holiday food story has to be @cryptidchicken.bsky.social’s Turkey Story www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
It didn’t occur to me until last night that the perfect costume would be the ghost of Joann Fabrics and Crafts 😞
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It didn’t occur to me until last night that the perfect costume would be the ghost of Joann Fabrics and Crafts 😞
It’s really pretty! I feel like a larger one would make a beautiful Christmas ornament.
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It’s really pretty! I feel like a larger one would make a beautiful Christmas ornament.