Test Pilot Steve
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Let us go to together on this wondrous journey of discovery as we explore The Mystery of Jack & The Light of Consciousness...
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
For every item you purchased from Amazon today in support of buying another super-yacht for Jeff Bezos this is my Christmas wish for you...
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
For every item you purchased from Amazon today in support of buying another super-yacht for Jeff Bezos this is my Christmas wish for you...
Oh, good, Winter's here again.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh, good, Winter's here again.
When your turkey is perpetually dry as the Mojave because you're married to Stephen Miller...
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When your turkey is perpetually dry as the Mojave because you're married to Stephen Miller...
Ever notice that you never see Kash Patel and Doctor Rockzo in the same room together?
Just me?
Ooookay...
Just me?
Ooookay...
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ever notice that you never see Kash Patel and Doctor Rockzo in the same room together?
Just me?
Ooookay...
Just me?
Ooookay...
TFW it's slam poetry night and unlike everyone else you forgot RFK Jr is reading love compositions:
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
TFW it's slam poetry night and unlike everyone else you forgot RFK Jr is reading love compositions:
Good morning to Mike Johnson and only Mike Johnson:
"427 to...1."
"427 to...1."
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Good morning to Mike Johnson and only Mike Johnson:
"427 to...1."
"427 to...1."
And now it just needs a signature from Ol' Pig Eyes...
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
And now it just needs a signature from Ol' Pig Eyes...
Since the Epstein files release mentioning "Bubba" my social media experience has sure been... something.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Since the Epstein files release mentioning "Bubba" my social media experience has sure been... something.
When you read a news story that proposes "Hitler only had one ball" and, boy, you definitely know what that feels like and it's stuck in a drain gutter...
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When you read a news story that proposes "Hitler only had one ball" and, boy, you definitely know what that feels like and it's stuck in a drain gutter...
Me with both feet on the excitement brake trying to push it through the floorboard:
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Me with both feet on the excitement brake trying to push it through the floorboard:
Why is it always these two hillbillies and never Joyce Carol Oates?
I can't catch a fucking break...
I can't catch a fucking break...
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Why is it always these two hillbillies and never Joyce Carol Oates?
I can't catch a fucking break...
I can't catch a fucking break...
Just found out that Bluesky is flagging/censoring/restricting content for being:
"Rude".
"Rude".
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just found out that Bluesky is flagging/censoring/restricting content for being:
"Rude".
"Rude".
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
There's been so much Marjorie Taylor Greene content on social media today that I no longer care if I ever regain my sight...
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There's been so much Marjorie Taylor Greene content on social media today that I no longer care if I ever regain my sight...
It's been a really crazy year but no way I thought Texas governor Greg Abbott would place a 100% tariff on the pootie...
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's been a really crazy year but no way I thought Texas governor Greg Abbott would place a 100% tariff on the pootie...
Anyway, congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers on their World Series win.
I guess.
Whatever...
I guess.
Whatever...
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Anyway, congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers on their World Series win.
I guess.
Whatever...
I guess.
Whatever...
Just a quick clarification for the conspiracy theory adjacent out there who might be under the impression that Trump's recent dementia check-up and the accidental release of a truckload of hepatitis C, herpes and COVID infected monkeys in rural Mississippi are somehow related:
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just a quick clarification for the conspiracy theory adjacent out there who might be under the impression that Trump's recent dementia check-up and the accidental release of a truckload of hepatitis C, herpes and COVID infected monkeys in rural Mississippi are somehow related:
If you try to tell me that a bunch of diseased monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID running around Mississippi under Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy's watch isn't related to Puck nailing his old lady while filming The Real World you can just fuck off right now...
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you try to tell me that a bunch of diseased monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID running around Mississippi under Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy's watch isn't related to Puck nailing his old lady while filming The Real World you can just fuck off right now...
Whenever I don't know the answer to what most would consider a relatively easy simple question regardless of the subject I always give the exact same one word response:
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Whenever I don't know the answer to what most would consider a relatively easy simple question regardless of the subject I always give the exact same one word response:
Been spending way too much time today thinking about Graham Platner covering up his Nazi tattoo...
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Been spending way too much time today thinking about Graham Platner covering up his Nazi tattoo...
"Last chance, rabbit, where's the loot?"
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Last chance, rabbit, where's the loot?"
Use the time machine I just built to stop baby Hitler? Sorry, can't, I gotta go back and save her from Bill, why the hell do you think I built the damn thing to start with?
October 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Use the time machine I just built to stop baby Hitler? Sorry, can't, I gotta go back and save her from Bill, why the hell do you think I built the damn thing to start with?
TFW you didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Again...
Again...
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
TFW you didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Again...
Again...
Tom Hanks sure does pee in a lot of movies...
October 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tom Hanks sure does pee in a lot of movies...