Cussing Carrie's
@cussingcarries.bsky.social
🙋🏼♀️ She/Her
🏳️🌈 Queer disabled mama
👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more
💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter
✋️ Michigangsta
🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect
✨️ Shop 24/7 at www.cussingcarries.com
🏳️🌈 Queer disabled mama
👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more
💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter
✋️ Michigangsta
🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect
✨️ Shop 24/7 at www.cussingcarries.com
Sorry, @jimacosta.bsky.social, Charlie got bored and fell asleep during today's show. Perhaps he's dreaming of Duke.
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Sorry, @jimacosta.bsky.social, Charlie got bored and fell asleep during today's show. Perhaps he's dreaming of Duke.
January 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
New tees listed on the website!
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
New tees listed on the website!
Guess who's back... back again... JD's back.... tell a friend...
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Guess who's back... back again... JD's back.... tell a friend...
Customer: "Got any Medusa gear?"
Me: "Damn. I don't. I need some."
My originals. Listed on the website.
www.cussingcarries.com
Me: "Damn. I don't. I need some."
My originals. Listed on the website.
www.cussingcarries.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Customer: "Got any Medusa gear?"
Me: "Damn. I don't. I need some."
My originals. Listed on the website.
www.cussingcarries.com
Me: "Damn. I don't. I need some."
My originals. Listed on the website.
www.cussingcarries.com
Two new shirts added to the website.
Sugar, spice, abolish ICE.
Sugar, spice, abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Two new shirts added to the website.
Sugar, spice, abolish ICE.
Sugar, spice, abolish ICE.
Use code FIVEYEARS at checkout for 20% off your total order through midnight, Jan. 7th.
www.cussingcarries.com
www.cussingcarries.com
Cussing Carrie's Creations
Little crafts with big sentiments. Sassy, snarky, and sweary homemade goods for all your appropriate and inappropriate gifting needs.
www.cussingcarries.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Use code FIVEYEARS at checkout for 20% off your total order through midnight, Jan. 7th.
www.cussingcarries.com
www.cussingcarries.com
There were too many good ones. More favorites.
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
There were too many good ones. More favorites.
January 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
New tees listed on the website!
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
New tees listed on the website!
Lots of ways to save at Cussing Carrie's!
❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.
www.cussingcarries.com
❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.
www.cussingcarries.com
Cussing Carrie's Creations
Little crafts with big sentiments. Sassy, snarky, and sweary homemade goods for all your appropriate and inappropriate gifting needs.
www.cussingcarries.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lots of ways to save at Cussing Carrie's!
❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.
www.cussingcarries.com
❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.
www.cussingcarries.com
More Christmas clearance!
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
More Christmas clearance!
New markdowns on the website!
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
New markdowns on the website!
I had a wonderful time yesterday at Sanctuary Spirits. Great food and a great vibe!
🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45
Now go tackle your to-do list!
🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45
Now go tackle your to-do list!
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I had a wonderful time yesterday at Sanctuary Spirits. Great food and a great vibe!
🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45
Now go tackle your to-do list!
🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45
Now go tackle your to-do list!
Well, didn’t have the greatest sales this afternoon at Sanctuary Spirits, but I had a great time anyway! The other vendors were all friendly and I did some networking. Don't forget keychains,pins,xand stickers are 15% off! www.cussingcarries.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Well, didn’t have the greatest sales this afternoon at Sanctuary Spirits, but I had a great time anyway! The other vendors were all friendly and I did some networking. Don't forget keychains,pins,xand stickers are 15% off! www.cussingcarries.com
Just some of the fun stuff you can get at Cussing Carrie's! Stickers, keychains, pinback buttons, and magnets are currently 15% off! No code nevessary.
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just some of the fun stuff you can get at Cussing Carrie's! Stickers, keychains, pinback buttons, and magnets are currently 15% off! No code nevessary.
You might not have jingled all the way through the week, but you did the damn thing. Now treat yourself to a little something! All stickers, buttons, keychains, and magnets are 15% off through Dec. 25th.. From my tired feet to yours. No code necessary!
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You might not have jingled all the way through the week, but you did the damn thing. Now treat yourself to a little something! All stickers, buttons, keychains, and magnets are 15% off through Dec. 25th.. From my tired feet to yours. No code necessary!
I got a request for a "subtle yet classy" FDT shirt with a "traditional" vibe. I was working on it when another customer came to pick up their order, and I excitedly shared. I sold 2 more tees. That's a sign. Added to the site!
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I got a request for a "subtle yet classy" FDT shirt with a "traditional" vibe. I was working on it when another customer came to pick up their order, and I excitedly shared. I sold 2 more tees. That's a sign. Added to the site!
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
You know what really sucks about today's market? I have yet to collect a single donation for Helping Women Period. I'm so embarrassed. I really thought I'd be able to fill one of my merch totes with donations. Nope. I'm a loser. I could cry.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You know what really sucks about today's market? I have yet to collect a single donation for Helping Women Period. I'm so embarrassed. I really thought I'd be able to fill one of my merch totes with donations. Nope. I'm a loser. I could cry.
My event sales so far are tracking about 33% less than what I did the same day & same event last year.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My event sales so far are tracking about 33% less than what I did the same day & same event last year.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
All set up on the ground floor of the MSU Union for the 62nd Annual MSU Arts & Crafts Show! 9AM - 5PM Saturday and 10AM - 4PM Sunday!
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All set up on the ground floor of the MSU Union for the 62nd Annual MSU Arts & Crafts Show! 9AM - 5PM Saturday and 10AM - 4PM Sunday!
Black Friday sale!
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Black Friday sale!
Then earlier today, my Cricut croaked mid-cut. I had to replace it immediately. It's out of warranty, and I am in the middle of a bulk order. So, I'm having a little sale through midnight Wednesday. Use the code "CRICUT" for 20% off at checkout.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Then earlier today, my Cricut croaked mid-cut. I had to replace it immediately. It's out of warranty, and I am in the middle of a bulk order. So, I'm having a little sale through midnight Wednesday. Use the code "CRICUT" for 20% off at checkout.
I did have to cancel an event last Sunday because the planner decided two days in advance that no political merch was allowed. When I asked for clarification, I was advised that I could have nothing referencing equality, banned books, feminism, etc., roughly 75% of my merch.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I did have to cancel an event last Sunday because the planner decided two days in advance that no political merch was allowed. When I asked for clarification, I was advised that I could have nothing referencing equality, banned books, feminism, etc., roughly 75% of my merch.