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Curtis Wilde
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Dad to boys, well married, old man yelling at the (AWS) cloud, usually in Java
October 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wow, someone should make a movie based on this idea
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
All the incels convinced that when “antifa” is defeated women will finally have no choice but to sleep with them
October 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
AKA The Virtual Private Network Monologues
October 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
September 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The only portrait that’s ever going to hang in my home
a.co/d/9s2WuPV
July 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
July 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If only there had been any (literal) signs that this was going to happen
June 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
April 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
April 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The crowd was small but mighty in Provo, Utah
#handsoff #utpol
April 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
1. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
2. watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
3. Inspected an eyeball manufacturing facility
4. Beat my boss at chess
5. Jumped across rooftops in the rain

Goal for this quarter: more life
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
February 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
January 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
January 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So true! I was hanging out in a Tokyu Hands store before one of his shows once in Tokyo, turns out he was too! He was absolutely gracious about being accosted for this pic
January 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Can’t tax it if they don’t get it

pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/d6a/...
December 6, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I voted!

Fun fact: deep-red Utah embraced vote by mail in 2104 preemptively putting the lie to all of trump era BS
October 29, 2024 at 10:14 PM
October 10, 2024 at 1:29 PM
140,460

Maybe more impressive in a few years? At this point I think it just means I joined before Brazil was knocked off X
September 16, 2024 at 11:22 PM
The old man’s a lot less grumpy when he’s about to get dinner
September 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
California forest fire smoke in the Utah air tonight
September 12, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Hey look, it’s another test to remind me I’m colorblind
September 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Our old man found a perfect spot while the people played in the river:
✅shade
✅soft spot not on dirt
✅resource guarding
September 3, 2024 at 12:41 AM