All the events that allowed Trump to be president (twice!) have really unveiled the level to which the public is conditioned by the narrative tropes the media uses how to think about controversy.

Mainly, that crime is only nefarious when hidden and consequences are only for people who feel shame

Are they any good, and would they be better in a burrito?

Could have stopped after the first five words really.

When he walked in the house and said “I got home without my balls” I wish I’d said “I didn’t know you’d gone to the vet today” but unfortunately I thought of that later.

9/🧵 What does this mean for Democratic strategy? All those debates about choosing between identity politics and economic populism? False premise. Young working-class voters with low racial resentment aren't choosing. They're ready for Medicare for All AND Black Lives Matter. Lean into the tide.

I hope he lives a long time with no pierogies.

If you do it, make sure to footnote the source.

Rhymes with footsie, I think.

That’s at least two coffees these days.

No, we mail them to corporations we don’t trust with the privilege of helping themselves to whatever payments they like out of our bank accounts.

For retail we use these ratty scraps of green-inked paper and the occasional disk of embossed metal.

I lived through the 1990s and at this point I’m starting to wonder who HASN’T given B. C. a BJ….

Tilly is why my spouse had to build a plywood trash can cozy. She was utterly shameless about getting what she wanted.

Miss that needy little spoon.

It's still hard for me to fathom that the New York Times *had* proof of Epstein's pedophile ring on their servers since 2016 and just chose not to do anything with it.

I've known for a while that the press was corrupt, but I didn't know to this extent.

I work in a hospital so I can easily think of multiple reasons why an elderly man with questionable health would not be posting.

Monty (2007-2024) and Tilly (2011-2025).

Monty was a certified Barn Spook and Tilly a secondhand Garbage Gremlin. Both missed.