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RJ
@curlyfry65.bsky.social
· Jan 27
I don’t know how many more 6-digit codes I have left in me
Instacart shopper just tried to tell me there’s no ground beef at the grocery store???? We are in Missouri??
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Instacart shopper just tried to tell me there’s no ground beef at the grocery store???? We are in Missouri??
Christmas is just eating for the pleasure of putting something in my mouth
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Christmas is just eating for the pleasure of putting something in my mouth
One thing about me is I hate waking up early
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
One thing about me is I hate waking up early
I’m so tired of sports betting. I lose all respect for someone involved
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m so tired of sports betting. I lose all respect for someone involved
How to have fantastic arms while only doing cardio ???
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
How to have fantastic arms while only doing cardio ???
The game changer books have such a hold on me, I’ve read them all twice (I bought the ebooks) AND I watched the two episodes that are currently out of heated rivalry,,,, the are so good everyone should read and watch
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The game changer books have such a hold on me, I’ve read them all twice (I bought the ebooks) AND I watched the two episodes that are currently out of heated rivalry,,,, the are so good everyone should read and watch
I think that quick trips new coffee bar situation is too pretentious. We are at QT
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think that quick trips new coffee bar situation is too pretentious. We are at QT
Storing the Thanksgiving leftovers outside like god intended
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Storing the Thanksgiving leftovers outside like god intended
This moving my dad loves is so funny to me. The idea that your son is using his valorant skills to tell his dad about the evil guys™️ location and that it works is bad it’s good
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This moving my dad loves is so funny to me. The idea that your son is using his valorant skills to tell his dad about the evil guys™️ location and that it works is bad it’s good
I’m trying to buy this gay hockey romance series and it is so sold out. Please
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m trying to buy this gay hockey romance series and it is so sold out. Please
Not even cars are safe from stabbings in KCMO
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not even cars are safe from stabbings in KCMO
I’m sure that Donald Trump is aware of Misha Collins’s existence, and that’s so funny to me
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m sure that Donald Trump is aware of Misha Collins’s existence, and that’s so funny to me
Full offense to Kim, but if I had your time and money I would have passed the bar by now
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Full offense to Kim, but if I had your time and money I would have passed the bar by now
Impeaching the president isn’t enough. He should be waterboarded until he drowns
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Impeaching the president isn’t enough. He should be waterboarded until he drowns
Every time I tell someone I have trouble falling asleep they give the worst advice known to man. I know they mean well, but trust I have tried everything
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Every time I tell someone I have trouble falling asleep they give the worst advice known to man. I know they mean well, but trust I have tried everything
Using floor time to cope
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Using floor time to cope
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The fact that we don’t have OG Twitter in these unprecedented donica blewinsky times is diabolical 😭😭😭 they took so much away from us
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The fact that we don’t have OG Twitter in these unprecedented donica blewinsky times is diabolical 😭😭😭 they took so much away from us
Investigate bill cotton’s connection to Epstein,,,, for sure and it seems like the biggest one is when Trump gave him head and sent Putin a picture
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Investigate bill cotton’s connection to Epstein,,,, for sure and it seems like the biggest one is when Trump gave him head and sent Putin a picture
After reading those emails I bet the president’s main concern has always been taking good care of the ballroom
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
After reading those emails I bet the president’s main concern has always been taking good care of the ballroom
Rich people love to commit crimes and email literally everyone they know about how fun it was to commit a crime
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Rich people love to commit crimes and email literally everyone they know about how fun it was to commit a crime
I’m currently averaging a fire every 6 months and a cat call every half mile. Idk what that says about me
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m currently averaging a fire every 6 months and a cat call every half mile. Idk what that says about me
If you have a washer and dryer I will watch you animal for the price of using your laundry machines
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you have a washer and dryer I will watch you animal for the price of using your laundry machines
Listening to Bruce Springsteens Nebraska album as a Nebraskan always hits hard. I don’t normally miss my home state, but sometimes
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Listening to Bruce Springsteens Nebraska album as a Nebraskan always hits hard. I don’t normally miss my home state, but sometimes
