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Brooke
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Nerd in Aotearoa. Tries to do the right thing.

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As it should! Good thing to be passionate about
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I assume this means the course starts on the 15th, and also this is the first time it has happened
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Okay no they're all too obnoxious lol

1. Get a hair tie, put the loose end of your belt through it
2. Pass one end of the hair tie under your belt
3. Put a half twist in the hair tie
4. Put the belt through the hair tie again
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yes! You can use a hair tie, let me find a video for reference
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If by some hellish miracle I found myself travelling to the US, all of a sudden I wouldn't have a social media history

Unless they mean the NZ government's definition of "social media platform", in which case they're welcome to an export of all my Jira activity
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Surely you can. Why wouldn't you be able to?
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yeah there's a whole body parts section! You can look up the details of these successful proposals, e.g. here's the one for the lungs emoji:

www.unicode.org/L2/L2019/191...

You could always try proposing a uterus emoji, perhaps the first proposal just wasn't well put together 🤷‍♀️
www.unicode.org
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Unicode recieved a proposal for a uterus emoji on 29 July 2024, but it was declined (they don't publish deliberation details so not sure why exactly that was)

unicode.org/emoji/emoji-...
Emoji Proposals Status
unicode.org
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Reposted by Brooke
Pō mārie

It's been a big day today. Three hours of hair removal, almost as much time spent driving. Exhausting stuff, I'm glad to be home with my boys
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Pō mārie

It's been a big day today. Three hours of hair removal, almost as much time spent driving. Exhausting stuff, I'm glad to be home with my boys
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I mean, with how badly the law is drafted I don't expect anyone planning to vote for it wants a chance for anyone else (even their fellow MPs) to have their say on it first
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
How are you coping today?
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Will Microsoft, Nintendo, or Sony just decide it's not worth the hassle to operate here, given we're such a small market on the global scale?
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Possibly. I really hope this definition gets completely reworked through parliamentary debate so it won't like... ban young teens from having internet banking

But this goverment loves passing things under urgency as much as it loves importing bad ideas so I won't hold my breath
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The definition includes things that satisfy A or B. Part A defines the list beneath is as an "and" list
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oops, I meant to include the link to the bill

www.legislation.govt.nz/bill/member/...
Social Media (Age-Restricted Users) Bill 216-1 (2025), Members Bill – New Zealand Legislation
www.legislation.govt.nz
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So uhhh... all of the above?

Terribly drafted legislation is par for the course with NZ's current goverment, but with any reasonable definition of "social interactions" this definition seems it would classify GitHub, all non-local multiplayer gaming, and even email as "social media platforms"
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Oh no. I forgot to say this post is about NZ and the usual suspects are getting confused again 🫣
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Thanks!

About a month ago I came out to some of my oldest friends, and they took me out shopping to build up a more versatile summer wardrobe. I wouldn't have picked this top for myself, but it turns out I really like it
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Thank youuuu 🥰

When I found this spot on my walk I thought it would make a great backdrop
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Thank you 🥰
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Reckon I get rich selling this one weird trick to humanise your writing? (AI companies hate her)
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM