I'm editing a Christmas video for our socials. Which is quite a nice job tbh and better than dealing with stubborn IT departments

Ah yes. The Sluice. The perfect place to go for a little cry.

I reckon this will be better!

Should a "senior reporter" know the difference between me and myself, and when to use I rather than me?

A wonderful, kind, big-hearted hug of a man. This Christmas we'll celebrate his life and the love he shared with so many of us.

It was a pleasure to have known him and an honour to have shared his last weeks.

Much love to you and your family xxx

You're lucky, last time I was waiting at A&E they started at Level 648.

(I'm not sure that this joke works tbh)

The weasel word here is "Ukrainian" and the next question is "which territories do you consider to be Ukrainian?"

I think you have enough on, Mary.

I'm so touched. Lovely of them to give us a note and a drawing

I could cry. I'm so touched

It really is. We do it for fun, of course, but all outdoor lights are actually a community thing. I see them for 10 seconds a day. It's so lovely to think that a couple of little children are excited by them, and that we've managed to give them a tiny bit of Christmas magic

Tomorrow's lights will scroll a Christmas message just for them (if my change has worked )

There was a long forest based section in which he saw clues that there were bears, but no bears. So it didn't even feature any bears.

There was nothing particularly interesting about these distant horses, except they're wild and therefore remained distant.

Though I expect there's a denouement in which he rides one bareback and nude or something.

Absolutely pointless then. It's probably so they don't offend the Muslims or something

Does it make an acceptable makeshift trumpet though?

Since I almost never watch a film a second time, streaming for me. And I can't read physical books very easily now, the adjustable Kindle font is marvellous.

So I'm digital all the way!

She has to run because, like the audience I'm half an hour, he might completely forget about her before she gets there.