Formerly Dapper Professor
@curiouscorvid2161.bsky.social
✔️Community College Professor
✔️Tired of This Shit
✔️Queer AF
✔️Tired of This Shit
✔️Queer AF
Laptop: I need this update. It's important.
Me: Go ahead. Do you.
Laptop: You're gonna love the new features for your iPhone, and look, shiny new "glass" icons!
Me: Don't have an iPhone, but whatever. More importantly, YOU TOOK THE APPS OUT OF THE CAREFULLY CURRATED FOLDERS I HAD THEN IN. 🤦🏾♂️🤬
Me: Go ahead. Do you.
Laptop: You're gonna love the new features for your iPhone, and look, shiny new "glass" icons!
Me: Don't have an iPhone, but whatever. More importantly, YOU TOOK THE APPS OUT OF THE CAREFULLY CURRATED FOLDERS I HAD THEN IN. 🤦🏾♂️🤬
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Laptop: I need this update. It's important.
Me: Go ahead. Do you.
Laptop: You're gonna love the new features for your iPhone, and look, shiny new "glass" icons!
Me: Don't have an iPhone, but whatever. More importantly, YOU TOOK THE APPS OUT OF THE CAREFULLY CURRATED FOLDERS I HAD THEN IN. 🤦🏾♂️🤬
Me: Go ahead. Do you.
Laptop: You're gonna love the new features for your iPhone, and look, shiny new "glass" icons!
Me: Don't have an iPhone, but whatever. More importantly, YOU TOOK THE APPS OUT OF THE CAREFULLY CURRATED FOLDERS I HAD THEN IN. 🤦🏾♂️🤬
I did it.
I woke when my alarm went off, showered, walked, and fed the dog. All before 8am.
Petition to skip class and return to bed, please. 🙏🏾
I woke when my alarm went off, showered, walked, and fed the dog. All before 8am.
Petition to skip class and return to bed, please. 🙏🏾
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I did it.
I woke when my alarm went off, showered, walked, and fed the dog. All before 8am.
Petition to skip class and return to bed, please. 🙏🏾
I woke when my alarm went off, showered, walked, and fed the dog. All before 8am.
Petition to skip class and return to bed, please. 🙏🏾
Right now, my options are:
🔳 Take a nap on the couch like the cat(s) want me to
🔳 Grade week 1 discussion posts
Decisions, decisions...
🔳 Take a nap on the couch like the cat(s) want me to
🔳 Grade week 1 discussion posts
Decisions, decisions...
January 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Right now, my options are:
🔳 Take a nap on the couch like the cat(s) want me to
🔳 Grade week 1 discussion posts
Decisions, decisions...
🔳 Take a nap on the couch like the cat(s) want me to
🔳 Grade week 1 discussion posts
Decisions, decisions...
@marysuesays.bsky.social Hello! 👋🏾😊 I'm so glad my algorithm finally found you over here! (Away from the cesspool that is now Twitter where we used to hang.) I hope you've been well!
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
@marysuesays.bsky.social Hello! 👋🏾😊 I'm so glad my algorithm finally found you over here! (Away from the cesspool that is now Twitter where we used to hang.) I hope you've been well!
Reposted by Formerly Dapper Professor
Hi Humans,
Seriously, what the fuck?
Seriously, what the fuck?
January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hi Humans,
Seriously, what the fuck?
Seriously, what the fuck?