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Cullen Parker
@cullenparker.bsky.social
Writer of The Maleficarum Society (link: https://t.co/RVpkJIJyul ) and Simon Meets World series. Golden Pigtail Award winner. Wife guy. Sometimes funny. Awkward Midwestern Dad energy (and body). Mid-thirties. He/him.
Date cancelled as I was walking out the door.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So far I’ve been ghosted a couple of times, told they were no longer interested with no explanation just a few days before our first date once, and had to tell a very nice lady I didn’t think it was a good fit after some reflection (once). An actual date feels like the last frontier.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thanks!
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I turn 37 tomorrow and a young waitress ID'd me last night. Felt good.
September 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's a short story continuing on from where this leaves off- t.co/RVpkJIJyul
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DK4X8HWH
t.co
September 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
(Sidebar the T was left off there on purpose not because of a political statement, but because I didn't get far enough into the series to execute my plans for an openly trans character, and didn't wanna promote something that wasn't there!)
August 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m putting this off as long as possible but am rapidly running out of time. How bad is it?
August 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This post is like the bat signal for me
August 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I would be fascinated to know what you fall asleep wanking to.
July 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
:new fetish unlocked:
June 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You look like a character from blade runner.
June 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM