Someone just stole my dentures from the jar of milk I keep them in and replaced them with worms so now my mouth is full of worms. Who did this

Bill Gates 1 Million: I own soft

You guys ever eat all of your toiletries and a bunch of lit matches? #youguysevereatallofyourtoiletriesandabunchoflitmatches

This☝️is the story📚of three3️⃣Texas🇺🇸boys🧒busy minding🧠their own business💼when the angel😇of the lord🤴appeared unto them saying🗣️“When the Winston Churchills🇬🇧start firing🔥their Winston rifles🔫into the sky🌄from the Lone Star State⭐️🇺🇸drinking🍻their lone Star⭐️beer🍺and smoking💨their Churchill cigarettes🚬you kn

Teach think I’m paying attention, whole time I’m watching the Birchville Cat Motel - Our Love Will Destroy The World (2006) ✌️😭

My room is caked in 220 thick layers of dirt. Perhaps I should have learned the Advantages Of Making Regular Use Of Cleaning Products.

Bull of Heaven

Just relistened to Endon’s Mama, and it really is a top 10 album of all time. I also noticed that some parts sounded similar to parts of Ultrakill Act 2’s OST. Could Ascii “Lakitu” Potato have taken inspiration?

I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote this because I thought it sounded cool
Man what is this

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big bong