Cucumber Salad
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Oh he most definitely would, I'm just imagining the look on YQY's face, he'd need a drink after that one, or a couple drinks- okay he might just become an alcoholic
The fact SJ built himself a boyfriend bodyguard when that all YQY has ever wanted to be-
Literally replaced by a corpse
The fact SJ built himself a boyfriend bodyguard when that all YQY has ever wanted to be-
Literally replaced by a corpse
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Oh he most definitely would, I'm just imagining the look on YQY's face, he'd need a drink after that one, or a couple drinks- okay he might just become an alcoholic
The fact SJ built himself a boyfriend bodyguard when that all YQY has ever wanted to be-
Literally replaced by a corpse
The fact SJ built himself a boyfriend bodyguard when that all YQY has ever wanted to be-
Literally replaced by a corpse
I can imagine YQY being horrified when he learns about SY
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I can imagine YQY being horrified when he learns about SY
I need to know if this raises any suspicions to those who see them, SJ has a new bodyguard who's inexplicably able to handle anything SJ throws at him
I wanna know if there's a YQY in this too, like a rich sponsor for all of SJ's experiments?
I wanna know if there's a YQY in this too, like a rich sponsor for all of SJ's experiments?
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I need to know if this raises any suspicions to those who see them, SJ has a new bodyguard who's inexplicably able to handle anything SJ throws at him
I wanna know if there's a YQY in this too, like a rich sponsor for all of SJ's experiments?
I wanna know if there's a YQY in this too, like a rich sponsor for all of SJ's experiments?
Mhm, I'm sure I'd hate to have him in my nightmares
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Mhm, I'm sure I'd hate to have him in my nightmares
He looks terrifying, and I love him for that
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 AM
He looks terrifying, and I love him for that
OH THATS WHAT YOU MEANT BY GHOST MARRIAGE
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
OH THATS WHAT YOU MEANT BY GHOST MARRIAGE
Is this a new cursed creature??
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Is this a new cursed creature??
I need this AU, and SY being able to sass SJ back when he makes a mean comment and he complains
SJ just built someone who unexpectedly can keep up with him in seer spite
SJ just built someone who unexpectedly can keep up with him in seer spite
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I need this AU, and SY being able to sass SJ back when he makes a mean comment and he complains
SJ just built someone who unexpectedly can keep up with him in seer spite
SJ just built someone who unexpectedly can keep up with him in seer spite
I need a modern AU where SY is used to having medical emergencies and immediately bouncing back and like going to a con the next day
And his best friend Binghe who's a lot more anxious and freaked out when SY ends up at the hospital and is trying to get him to rest
And his best friend Binghe who's a lot more anxious and freaked out when SY ends up at the hospital and is trying to get him to rest
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I need a modern AU where SY is used to having medical emergencies and immediately bouncing back and like going to a con the next day
And his best friend Binghe who's a lot more anxious and freaked out when SY ends up at the hospital and is trying to get him to rest
And his best friend Binghe who's a lot more anxious and freaked out when SY ends up at the hospital and is trying to get him to rest
Yesss, I'm all good, there was something to do with ovaries and bleeding where there shouldn't be but it stopped so no surgery necessary
Just gotta be careful not to bump into things and let it heal (though the stomach aches are yuck)
I really feel like SY right now
Just gotta be careful not to bump into things and let it heal (though the stomach aches are yuck)
I really feel like SY right now
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yesss, I'm all good, there was something to do with ovaries and bleeding where there shouldn't be but it stopped so no surgery necessary
Just gotta be careful not to bump into things and let it heal (though the stomach aches are yuck)
I really feel like SY right now
Just gotta be careful not to bump into things and let it heal (though the stomach aches are yuck)
I really feel like SY right now
This is the best take
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This is the best take
For my sanity I'm imagining SY clearing up misunderstandings, making his life better and then separating and living a good(spiteful) life by the scum villains side
(Also the thought of his sect siblings thinking his vision deteriorated cuss he doesn't react as well or as quickly to visual stimuly)
(Also the thought of his sect siblings thinking his vision deteriorated cuss he doesn't react as well or as quickly to visual stimuly)
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I can only imagine it must be extremely hard to bare so many losses in such a short amount of time
My deepest condolences
If you need a distraction then let me know
My deepest condolences
If you need a distraction then let me know
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I can only imagine it must be extremely hard to bare so many losses in such a short amount of time
My deepest condolences
If you need a distraction then let me know
My deepest condolences
If you need a distraction then let me know
OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I wish I knew who wrote it, I wanna ask if they still have it so I can reread
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I wish I knew who wrote it, I wanna ask if they still have it so I can reread
I don't know what it was about that fic but I keep thinking back to it, i remember it had a bit of a yandere YQY who had every intention of being SQQ's mate, even going as far as taking LQG as a mate too because SY wanted him
I wish I had saved that fic
I wish I had saved that fic
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I don't know what it was about that fic but I keep thinking back to it, i remember it had a bit of a yandere YQY who had every intention of being SQQ's mate, even going as far as taking LQG as a mate too because SY wanted him
I wish I had saved that fic
I wish I had saved that fic
Like the whole thing took place on QCP, SY having what I can only describe as a period with his organs developing too fast for his body and MQF changing out the bloody blankets every once in a while
while LQG and YQY are taking turns just trying to keep him calm by faux mounting when SY needs it
while LQG and YQY are taking turns just trying to keep him calm by faux mounting when SY needs it
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Like the whole thing took place on QCP, SY having what I can only describe as a period with his organs developing too fast for his body and MQF changing out the bloody blankets every once in a while
while LQG and YQY are taking turns just trying to keep him calm by faux mounting when SY needs it
while LQG and YQY are taking turns just trying to keep him calm by faux mounting when SY needs it
The kid was terrified and flinching and looked like he was bracing himself like he expected LQG to hit him.
But he's never even been around the kid, and much to SJ's dismay, that argument holds up and even YQY doesn't believe LQG would harm the kid.
But he's never even been around the kid, and much to SJ's dismay, that argument holds up and even YQY doesn't believe LQG would harm the kid.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The kid was terrified and flinching and looked like he was bracing himself like he expected LQG to hit him.
But he's never even been around the kid, and much to SJ's dismay, that argument holds up and even YQY doesn't believe LQG would harm the kid.
But he's never even been around the kid, and much to SJ's dismay, that argument holds up and even YQY doesn't believe LQG would harm the kid.
SJ starts to try and kill LQG for this, things go so much further, there's another meeting for this and SJ doesn't let LQG wiggle out of this
If he's not the one who did it then why did SY act like that? He saw it too, LQG doesn't have a response because, well he DID see what SJ was talking about
If he's not the one who did it then why did SY act like that? He saw it too, LQG doesn't have a response because, well he DID see what SJ was talking about
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
SJ starts to try and kill LQG for this, things go so much further, there's another meeting for this and SJ doesn't let LQG wiggle out of this
If he's not the one who did it then why did SY act like that? He saw it too, LQG doesn't have a response because, well he DID see what SJ was talking about
If he's not the one who did it then why did SY act like that? He saw it too, LQG doesn't have a response because, well he DID see what SJ was talking about
Yeah SJ is more than convinced LQG has to be the one who hurt his child, SY even went as far as to try and shield his baba despite being terrified and trembling
(SY wasn't even supposed to be outside right now)
LQG also is trying to process what the hell just happened
(SY wasn't even supposed to be outside right now)
LQG also is trying to process what the hell just happened
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yeah SJ is more than convinced LQG has to be the one who hurt his child, SY even went as far as to try and shield his baba despite being terrified and trembling
(SY wasn't even supposed to be outside right now)
LQG also is trying to process what the hell just happened
(SY wasn't even supposed to be outside right now)
LQG also is trying to process what the hell just happened
But he's not sure if LQG would react fast enough to stop the attack, hence the flinch as he braced himself just in case
Well it looks pretty damning to the two immortals, SY ran in as if to protect his baba, this little kid getting in their way and looking like he was expecting LQG to hit him
Well it looks pretty damning to the two immortals, SY ran in as if to protect his baba, this little kid getting in their way and looking like he was expecting LQG to hit him
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
But he's not sure if LQG would react fast enough to stop the attack, hence the flinch as he braced himself just in case
Well it looks pretty damning to the two immortals, SY ran in as if to protect his baba, this little kid getting in their way and looking like he was expecting LQG to hit him
Well it looks pretty damning to the two immortals, SY ran in as if to protect his baba, this little kid getting in their way and looking like he was expecting LQG to hit him
SY runs in front of SJ, clutching onto SJ's robe as he closes his eyes with a full body flinch.
He did this cuss he figured the war god LQG wouldn't hurt an innocent kid and this was the fastest way to stop the fight-
He did this cuss he figured the war god LQG wouldn't hurt an innocent kid and this was the fastest way to stop the fight-
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
SY runs in front of SJ, clutching onto SJ's robe as he closes his eyes with a full body flinch.
He did this cuss he figured the war god LQG wouldn't hurt an innocent kid and this was the fastest way to stop the fight-
He did this cuss he figured the war god LQG wouldn't hurt an innocent kid and this was the fastest way to stop the fight-