Who wants to take this trip to OH for me???

Why is adulting the most tedious of all the things? It’s like a never-ending list of to-dos…yet we were all soooooo excited to be grown ass adults…like we were missing out on something. Ok ok. I dig the ice cream and cake for dinner whenever I want but outside of that? Pffft. Y’all can keep it

Countdown to chaos in
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Why in the summer are my cats so keen on cuddling right up on me so that their fur sticks to my sweaty skin? 🥵 I feel like we need to discuss boundaries & personal space but I know how these convos go…I talk & they appear to listen, & then nothing changes 😅

I’m not saying I had beef jerky and vodka tonics for dinner.

But I’m not NOT saying that, either.

I am both thrilled and terrified by the prospect of a blank slate social media platform. Merrrrrr