CtrlAltJon
@ctrlaltjon.bsky.social
I mostly follow Magic the Gathering, video essayists, and commie stuff.
There were some bangers that year tho
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
There were some bangers that year tho
I’m sorry but uttering the phrase “the founding fathers cooked” gives me severe psychological distress
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m sorry but uttering the phrase “the founding fathers cooked” gives me severe psychological distress
![Screenshot from Disco Elysium that reads: “RHETORIC (Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism
questions, and that question is:
1. - (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?" 2. - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of
something better.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3mhbelkl3i3nxshilzfxx5oz/bafkreih3akeacljfw3yae7ln63htljk3yn5xhi2tkr5hqvtghfy4rismy4@jpeg)
Surprised no one has posted the humble delver. Allow me to correct that.
August 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Surprised no one has posted the humble delver. Allow me to correct that.
What a wild background for what seems like a John Kricfalusi bit gone too far.
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What a wild background for what seems like a John Kricfalusi bit gone too far.
I swear that same reply guy has been commenting on my posts all day long!
April 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I swear that same reply guy has been commenting on my posts all day long!
We are witnessing a struggle between the traditional capital and the entitled white settler class, who have been championed by opportunistic oligarchs who see this as a way to get a leg up on the others and exert more power. Everyone else is collateral.
April 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We are witnessing a struggle between the traditional capital and the entitled white settler class, who have been championed by opportunistic oligarchs who see this as a way to get a leg up on the others and exert more power. Everyone else is collateral.
It’s Multicolor Monday! Share your favorite multicolor spell
January 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s Multicolor Monday! Share your favorite multicolor spell
It’s free cost Friday! Post your favorite free cost spell!
January 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s free cost Friday! Post your favorite free cost spell!
We cooking the concept of time over here!
January 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We cooking the concept of time over here!
Magic players: What’s a movie title that describes your playstyle?
January 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Magic players: What’s a movie title that describes your playstyle?
He just wants to be on the board as a Star of Extinction resolves
December 22, 2024 at 2:45 AM
He just wants to be on the board as a Star of Extinction resolves