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Chris Brentano
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Portland, Oregon
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Gonna miss this place when it's gone
A giant Christmas tree and a Zamboni driver on the ice rink at Lloyd Center in Portland, OR
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Hark, a vagrant: 259
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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if you believe hard enough, this could be a network engineer lab named ubu, maybe
Sit Ubu, Sit. Good dog.
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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YouTube closed-captioning: "[jazzy burled intro music]"
October 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Respectfully disagree
September 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Even Animal Crossing gets it
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The Sky Runner from EarthBound
August 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Dubious food from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom
July 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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This microwave, I'm told, came from the NYC location of Spin City. Richard might have nuked a Hot Pocket in this fucker.
A Magic Chef microwave
June 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Picked up a new digital camera and it just takes the best macro shots. Like the way stock desktop pictures used to be.
Hydrangea macro shot Clover bud macro shot Raindrops on a Jalapeño leaf macro shot
June 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Where do you go from there, really?
"I'm a great corndog lover," she says. "I start on opening day and usually get one, or even two or three in that day, and go from there." — Portland Rose Festival CEO
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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TIL that a group of ladybugs is called a "loveliness"
A group of ladybugs clustered up in a "loveliness" on top of a wood trellis
May 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Never gets old
Our giant Rhododenron in nearly full bloom
May 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Animated GIF of Steven Colbert with hand outstretched saying, "GIVE IT TO ME. NOW."
April 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Mason bee update: they're emerging!!! Watched one climb out of its cocoon, walk around a bit and move its wings, then flew away. There are two more containers like this and they've been active too. Ahhhhh!!!
March 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Queen Elizabeth, horrified
February 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I keep noticing these fluffy round birds. Why are they so round? Are they pregnant? Or molting? I call them Chunky Fluffers. #birds
A round fluffy bird on my garage roof A fluffy round bird perched on a bird feeder
February 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Best case
February 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Aren't we all
A piece of spam from "Brian" which opens with, "Hi! You're running out of time."
January 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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👀
January 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Xbox board cleanup and repair day
An original Xbox motherboard removed from the case
December 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Jonathan Frakes, in Beyond Belief
December 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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I'm a sucker for these Hallmark console ornaments. I hope they do a GameCube one.
An Xbox holiday ornament from Hallmark
December 17, 2024 at 9:54 PM