Oh thank god I thought I'd reached new levels of terminally online with that.

That dog is doing an amazing Kash Patel impression.

I've been saying for months if one of them got a magic wish and Thanos snapped all trans people away it would be less than 24 hours before they started policing how feminine CIS women are. It's about having someone to spit down on and it is vile.

Maybe it is a Brewster's Millions type thing. If he gets everyone to hate him he gets a letter from his dad saying he loves him and he isn't a colossal fuck up.

There is going to be a booming industry in scrubbing people's social media history.

My favourite part of this is how many of the accounts don't seem to be a foreign government. It's just scammers posting ragebait to milk ad revenue. They got Nigerian Princed.

Palliative Sedation. He didn't get any more morphine than was needed to ease his pain.

Hang on. Am I being really thick or is this saying it is OK for anyone who doesn't conform to a Daily Mail readers gender stereotype to have to justify themselves?

He's pushing hard for the new podcast category at the Golden Globes so he's got to at least pretend to be a slightly normal person for a few weeks.

I've worked on dozens of projects that management has signed off on having never opened a file (thanks, audit history) but thanks to talented artist involved the mistakes have been at a minimum. This is just exposing how utterly lazy executive level managers can be.

And what jewellery are they going to have left that the people smugglers haven't already taken? Lovely headline exclusive to give The S*n though.

This is a really old Tumblr post that's been getting reposted a lot lately.

I'm ready to be scolded for this but I can't actually think of an Amazon original movie that was anything more than "eh". And even those are ones they've bought after they've been made and not commissioned themselves. I just can't imagine whatever they make will be any different.

That's why this article is bollocks. A big part of Ocean's output was movie tie-ins that should have been E.T. but ended up being amazing and creative messes only due to them pushing the hardware way beyond what it should be capable of.

The Adams Family game is one of the most beautiful and messy masterpieces of that generation. Ocean made the perfect game tie-in that is still fun to play now.