Hoffdhitmanhobbit
@csisdustin.ison.blue
Calgary AB 🇨🇦50 yrs masking as “male” Terran, you wouldn’t believe the names I’ve collected! Add Terran to msg or I ignore.
Try more water, I heard that cars don’t like placid water, drink more when it’s running. Lemme know if it helps
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Try more water, I heard that cars don’t like placid water, drink more when it’s running. Lemme know if it helps
I don’t think Timmies has that 😳🤪
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I don’t think Timmies has that 😳🤪
Self criticism is the worst
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Self criticism is the worst
Favourite “sweet blend coffee?”
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Favourite “sweet blend coffee?”
Or big eyelashes for a guy
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Or big eyelashes for a guy
Got a Jamie Lee Curtis kinda vibe, like on “True Lies“
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Got a Jamie Lee Curtis kinda vibe, like on “True Lies“
What do you mean “anyway”? Yum
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
What do you mean “anyway”? Yum
Agreed, but those eyes make it look negative.
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Agreed, but those eyes make it look negative.
Stereo? Oof. I think you got a shot.
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Stereo? Oof. I think you got a shot.
Shortbread is the only kind I can say no to
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Shortbread is the only kind I can say no to
Imagining how it brightened up the load 🥰
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Imagining how it brightened up the load 🥰
Are you calling meat a single type of food???? That’s like calling plants a single type of food. Sorry I’m not so binary myself.
January 9, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Are you calling meat a single type of food???? That’s like calling plants a single type of food. Sorry I’m not so binary myself.
Where did you get this unlimited supply?
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Where did you get this unlimited supply?
I’m Canadian. I was referring to the store New York fries. Much better than most other options, though, if I could, KFC GRAVY
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I’m Canadian. I was referring to the store New York fries. Much better than most other options, though, if I could, KFC GRAVY
For me it was the Dustin Hoffmann of Tootsie cross dressing troupe that I identified with.
January 9, 2026 at 7:25 AM
For me it was the Dustin Hoffmann of Tootsie cross dressing troupe that I identified with.
Heavy whisker from my beard ?fell? into my ear, hitting the drum as I lay down. No bug! Took 30 min to calm myself from the rolling audio noise and finding a way to remove the culprit!!!
January 9, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Heavy whisker from my beard ?fell? into my ear, hitting the drum as I lay down. No bug! Took 30 min to calm myself from the rolling audio noise and finding a way to remove the culprit!!!
Would you have eaten flavoured rice cakes if you had them?
January 9, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Would you have eaten flavoured rice cakes if you had them?
Lemons in oil just doesn’t sit right with me 😁
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Lemons in oil just doesn’t sit right with me 😁
There was this single guy.
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
There was this single guy.
I suggest you keep an eye on schools that close, buses are great for new homesteaders
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I suggest you keep an eye on schools that close, buses are great for new homesteaders
SUS! Area my arse. That’s a travelling family, those tires still are full. Modern American roamers. Into vintage cars I see. 🤣 not to be mistaken for an American roaming tribe… yet?
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
SUS! Area my arse. That’s a travelling family, those tires still are full. Modern American roamers. Into vintage cars I see. 🤣 not to be mistaken for an American roaming tribe… yet?