Cat Pervert Zero-kun
@crystaloflust.bsky.social
Horny account for @zerothefool.bsky.social. 21.
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Whoever at Little Caesars came up with the stuffed pretzel crust pizza with the cheese sauce on it can use me as their cumdump.
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Whoever at Little Caesars came up with the stuffed pretzel crust pizza with the cheese sauce on it can use me as their cumdump.
Correction: throw me against the wall, and THEN fill me with liquid.
You'd get less resistance that way!
You'd get less resistance that way!
I wish someone would fill ME with liquid and throw ME against the wall...
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Correction: throw me against the wall, and THEN fill me with liquid.
You'd get less resistance that way!
You'd get less resistance that way!
I wanna see more aftercare stuff.
February 3, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I wanna see more aftercare stuff.
LRT: NEEEEEEED,,,
January 29, 2026 at 6:10 AM
LRT: NEEEEEEED,,,
LRT: neeeeeeeed,,,
January 29, 2026 at 6:10 AM
LRT: neeeeeeeed,,,
Discovered Cry For Me by Ironmouse recently, and...
Whew.
I need someone to treat me like shit /sexual.
Whew.
I need someone to treat me like shit /sexual.
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Discovered Cry For Me by Ironmouse recently, and...
Whew.
I need someone to treat me like shit /sexual.
Whew.
I need someone to treat me like shit /sexual.
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if you exclude AMAB NB people from trans/genderqueer/gender-diverse spaces, you are a tool of the patriarchy and yes it has negative effects on the people you see as men
January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
if you exclude AMAB NB people from trans/genderqueer/gender-diverse spaces, you are a tool of the patriarchy and yes it has negative effects on the people you see as men
So we have a word for wanting to have sex with someone while they're unconscious; that's "somnophilia".
Is there a word for wanting someone to have sex with you while *you're* unconscious...?
Is there a word for wanting someone to have sex with you while *you're* unconscious...?
January 24, 2026 at 4:47 AM
So we have a word for wanting to have sex with someone while they're unconscious; that's "somnophilia".
Is there a word for wanting someone to have sex with you while *you're* unconscious...?
Is there a word for wanting someone to have sex with you while *you're* unconscious...?
I wish someone would fill ME with liquid and throw ME against the wall...
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I wish someone would fill ME with liquid and throw ME against the wall...
Fuuuuuuuuck I need to be praised...
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Fuuuuuuuuck I need to be praised...
Elaborating on this idea: something of a possessive streak; they refer to the object of their affection in Spanish.
"I've got you now,
mi joya...~"
"I've got you now,
mi joya...~"
Meowscarada phantom thief. Would that be cool or what?
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Elaborating on this idea: something of a possessive streak; they refer to the object of their affection in Spanish.
"I've got you now,
mi joya...~"
"I've got you now,
mi joya...~"
Wolf O'Donnell is the kind of man you go to if you want to be treated like an object.
I will not elaborate, at least not tonight.
I will not elaborate, at least not tonight.
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Wolf O'Donnell is the kind of man you go to if you want to be treated like an object.
I will not elaborate, at least not tonight.
I will not elaborate, at least not tonight.
...bizarro shape-shifting tentacle genitals...?
Still not too sure what to do about this, 'cause I don't wanna just draw myself/my fursona bottoming all the time.
I wonder if that's my main hang-up re: drawing NSFW work of my fursona; I feel like giving them genitals would be... "gendering" them, in a way?
January 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
...bizarro shape-shifting tentacle genitals...?
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On your knees, *mutt.*
April 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
On your knees, *mutt.*
Strange mood shift from "I want someone to tower over me" to "I want to tower over someone".
...now, if you know what's good for you, you'll do as I say.
...now, if you know what's good for you, you'll do as I say.
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Strange mood shift from "I want someone to tower over me" to "I want to tower over someone".
...now, if you know what's good for you, you'll do as I say.
...now, if you know what's good for you, you'll do as I say.
"Such a sweet, obedient little kitty... You know who your master is, don'tcha," he cooed.
All I could do in my praise-drunk state was nod my head. I'd let him do anything to me as long as it meant having sweet nothings murmured into my ears for even a minute longer.
"Mmm, good..."
All I could do in my praise-drunk state was nod my head. I'd let him do anything to me as long as it meant having sweet nothings murmured into my ears for even a minute longer.
"Mmm, good..."
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 AM
"Such a sweet, obedient little kitty... You know who your master is, don'tcha," he cooed.
All I could do in my praise-drunk state was nod my head. I'd let him do anything to me as long as it meant having sweet nothings murmured into my ears for even a minute longer.
"Mmm, good..."
All I could do in my praise-drunk state was nod my head. I'd let him do anything to me as long as it meant having sweet nothings murmured into my ears for even a minute longer.
"Mmm, good..."
"Good boy--" [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
"Good boy--" [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
So!
Just found out both my desktop mic and my phone mice can pick up my heartbeat if I press them against my chest hard enough.
...this is NOT a power I should have...
Just found out both my desktop mic and my phone mice can pick up my heartbeat if I press them against my chest hard enough.
...this is NOT a power I should have...
January 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
So!
Just found out both my desktop mic and my phone mice can pick up my heartbeat if I press them against my chest hard enough.
...this is NOT a power I should have...
Just found out both my desktop mic and my phone mice can pick up my heartbeat if I press them against my chest hard enough.
...this is NOT a power I should have...
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Meow meow meow~ Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat (me)~
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Meow meow meow~ Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat (me)~
LRT:
Ooooh, that gave me a boner...
Ooooh, that gave me a boner...
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
LRT:
Ooooh, that gave me a boner...
Ooooh, that gave me a boner...
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He's allowing you to "count his stripes"
July 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He's allowing you to "count his stripes"
I still don't quite understand the whole thing with the bandaids over the nipples.
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I still don't quite understand the whole thing with the bandaids over the nipples.
God I'm horny.
I need someone to just completely violate me. Leave me a sweat-soaked, trembling mess.
I have work tomorrow.
I need someone to just completely violate me. Leave me a sweat-soaked, trembling mess.
I have work tomorrow.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
God I'm horny.
I need someone to just completely violate me. Leave me a sweat-soaked, trembling mess.
I have work tomorrow.
I need someone to just completely violate me. Leave me a sweat-soaked, trembling mess.
I have work tomorrow.