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Crystal Ennis 🌈
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💠AuDHD mess and artist 🏳️‍🌈🍃
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I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERE'S MY LABYRINTH. I STOLE YOUR BABY. Image of Jareth, the Goblin King
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Someone get on this ASAP
ktnguyen_author Hear me out: an app called "Quiet Piggy"that permanently disables Al extensions.
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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who's a good boy? well it sure wasn't darryl. he ran these fucking streets. Image of a french bulldog holding a knife in its' mouth
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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this as a tramp stamp would go crazy Dr. David Pecotic @djp1974-1d Your #existential PSA for the day: (you image of warning sign) WARNING IT IS POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE THIS BUT NOT UNALTERED
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Daffy Duck & Bugs Bunny, "post cousin walk"
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Me: hey Mom can I help prepare Thanksgiving dinner? Mom: sure, you can stir the pot Me: (image of a child stirring a pot) "Hey Uncle Jack why the fuck do you hate poor people?"
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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On Thanksgiving tell your maga relatives you got your $5000 check from DOGE and watch their heads explode.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Cursed Posts damn girl are you Black Friday bc i'm wondering what your fcking deal is
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be off this fucking planet.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social - When I arrive at the party Image of banner reading: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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em @emilyagain 200% convinced that Grimace is a grape of Italian descent and it's pronounced like Versace
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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List of emotions I actually feel • meh • advanced meh • existential crisis • intellectual yes • intellectual no • everyone is stupid • except you <3 • I think I'm already dead • ew why • fluffy bunny • potato
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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mary @elaine_stritch X.com sir, it's the muppets. they've taken manhattan
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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This and a piece of cheese Image of a dog on a boat
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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»SATIRICAL NEWS Epstein Files Shred Themselves Hours Before Being Released Image of shredded papers
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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take your bra off and smoke a joint.
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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infamous-jamie Follow I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ALL OF THEM ARE FUCKING LUFTBALLONS
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Image labeled "Brand": HAVE YOU SEEN OUR NEW CHRISTMAS AD? Image of mouse-like drawing: I CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT THIS MONTH. Image of Brand and mouse looking at each other wordlessly Brand: WE MADE IT WITH AI
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot "Don't release the files that exonerate me." - no innocent person ever
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Read the room
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine! Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The four new houses in HP Image of 4 magazine covers with the titles "ADHD, Autism, Trans, and AI" Al is slytherin, and autism is ravenclaw, but then what? ADHD is Hufflepuff. Heart in the right place, but head all over the place. And Trans individuals are Gryffindor because they didn't ask to be heroes, but they are.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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What I imagine my cat will do when I'm dead and they scream for food Image of a black cat screaming at a skeleton on a bed
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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thedailyshow Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment Image of the most useless pedophile in America pouting like a toddler, while turning his back on the crowd of people assisting with the medical emergency behind him in the Oval Office
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Logan Dean - Ghost Boy Detective @L_Dean Big pharma should periodically release Quaaludes for a limited time like narcotic McRibs.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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When you notice someone stopped posting about their partner and are now posting quotes and selfies so you start your investigation. Pic of Angela Lansbury using a computer on Murder She Wrote
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM