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Crystal Jordan, PhD
@crystaljordan.bsky.social
Academic librarian / award-winning author. Writer of spicy PNR and SFF romance. Lover of tea, travel, books, yarn, and plants. Unapologetic nerd. California native. Proud citizen of Romancelandia. She/her. Demi 🖤🩶🤍💜

www.crystaljordan.com
We finally figured out it was a permanent, unfixable malfunction (they are way past their expiration date), so now we're off to buy a whole new set of smoke alarms for the house.

No, my Sunday is not off to a great start. How's yours?

#writerlife
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Unfortunately, when one malfunctions, it sets the entire system to screaming, so you get to run around the house dripping wet with shampoo still in your hair trying to figure out which little fucker started this travesty, give up, and rip the batteries out of all of them.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I didn't make that one, otherwise...
October 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I was in TN for my first library job, otherwise I probably wouldn't have those either. Many of these were checked off because I went there for conferences (library or romance writer related).
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
No one's wrong here...and yet no one wins. Hm...
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
18. Only missing the ones in FL and have no intention of changing that any time soon.
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM