Crystal Carpenter
@crystalcarpenter.bsky.social
(Sometimes NSFW)
Trans. Ace. Autistic.
Aspiring Writer, Sci-Fi and Fantasy superfangirl :)
https://linktr.ee/amylilytho
Trans. Ace. Autistic.
Aspiring Writer, Sci-Fi and Fantasy superfangirl :)
https://linktr.ee/amylilytho
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Hi, I'm Crystal. I'm she/her. transfemme, autistic and asexual. I like writing stories and fanfic smut on ao3. I'm a fangirl for a whole bunch of stuff and I have no idea what I want to do with my life.
Hobby is reminding people they're talented, beautiful and valid. I wish I could do more.
Hobby is reminding people they're talented, beautiful and valid. I wish I could do more.
Starfleet Academy made me cry.
I love this show.
I adore all of this.
I love this show.
I adore all of this.
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Starfleet Academy made me cry.
I love this show.
I adore all of this.
I love this show.
I adore all of this.
correcting because I made a mistake and confused one lovely man for another.
josh o'conner is absolutely divine and I would, if I weren't of an ace fashion in terms of sexuality, absolutely love him, adore and cherish him.
good lord that man is fine.
josh o'conner is absolutely divine and I would, if I weren't of an ace fashion in terms of sexuality, absolutely love him, adore and cherish him.
good lord that man is fine.
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
correcting because I made a mistake and confused one lovely man for another.
josh o'conner is absolutely divine and I would, if I weren't of an ace fashion in terms of sexuality, absolutely love him, adore and cherish him.
good lord that man is fine.
josh o'conner is absolutely divine and I would, if I weren't of an ace fashion in terms of sexuality, absolutely love him, adore and cherish him.
good lord that man is fine.
everything's easier when you're pretty.
everything's easier when you're rich.
everything's easier when you sane.
why is my brain like this. why can't I just not.
everything's easier when you're rich.
everything's easier when you sane.
why is my brain like this. why can't I just not.
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
everything's easier when you're pretty.
everything's easier when you're rich.
everything's easier when you sane.
why is my brain like this. why can't I just not.
everything's easier when you're rich.
everything's easier when you sane.
why is my brain like this. why can't I just not.
am I the only one that thinks a good price for the office of leader of the country / mp / senator etc is that you have an implant that feeds truth serum into you and forces you to tell the truth and nothing but.
no lies. no politics speak obfuscating information. just truth. #politicsthinking
no lies. no politics speak obfuscating information. just truth. #politicsthinking
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
am I the only one that thinks a good price for the office of leader of the country / mp / senator etc is that you have an implant that feeds truth serum into you and forces you to tell the truth and nothing but.
no lies. no politics speak obfuscating information. just truth. #politicsthinking
no lies. no politics speak obfuscating information. just truth. #politicsthinking
I'm probably just jealous.
I know guys and girls who've been on waiting lists for 3-4 years at this point and are still waiting for their chance.
It creates a divide when people cant afford private healthcare but then people who can and do and transition fully will still say "I'm with you."
I know guys and girls who've been on waiting lists for 3-4 years at this point and are still waiting for their chance.
It creates a divide when people cant afford private healthcare but then people who can and do and transition fully will still say "I'm with you."
January 29, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I'm probably just jealous.
I know guys and girls who've been on waiting lists for 3-4 years at this point and are still waiting for their chance.
It creates a divide when people cant afford private healthcare but then people who can and do and transition fully will still say "I'm with you."
I know guys and girls who've been on waiting lists for 3-4 years at this point and are still waiting for their chance.
It creates a divide when people cant afford private healthcare but then people who can and do and transition fully will still say "I'm with you."
Just need to distract myself from what I think is my hot take;
I love seeing trans people become themselves. I do.
But I've been living this for 10 years now. I'm not safe. I'm not in a place to transition safely.
So when I see someone who only recently started thinking about identity...
I love seeing trans people become themselves. I do.
But I've been living this for 10 years now. I'm not safe. I'm not in a place to transition safely.
So when I see someone who only recently started thinking about identity...
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Just need to distract myself from what I think is my hot take;
I love seeing trans people become themselves. I do.
But I've been living this for 10 years now. I'm not safe. I'm not in a place to transition safely.
So when I see someone who only recently started thinking about identity...
I love seeing trans people become themselves. I do.
But I've been living this for 10 years now. I'm not safe. I'm not in a place to transition safely.
So when I see someone who only recently started thinking about identity...
I'm not writing ff9 fanfic about zidane being genderswapped by a potion to disguise as an Alexandrian soldier lady to help kidnap Garnet from the inside but the potion causes weirdness because of zidane's biology that makes it irreversible so they go on a mission to find out whyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Defo not
Defo not
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I'm not writing ff9 fanfic about zidane being genderswapped by a potion to disguise as an Alexandrian soldier lady to help kidnap Garnet from the inside but the potion causes weirdness because of zidane's biology that makes it irreversible so they go on a mission to find out whyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Defo not
Defo not
why the fuck am I on these hellsites anymore. XD
barely make enough on onlyfans to warrant the hassle I get on there from transphobic pieces of shit.
barely make enough on onlyfans to warrant the hassle I get on there from transphobic pieces of shit.
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
why the fuck am I on these hellsites anymore. XD
barely make enough on onlyfans to warrant the hassle I get on there from transphobic pieces of shit.
barely make enough on onlyfans to warrant the hassle I get on there from transphobic pieces of shit.
finally able to have a clear out of all the weird promo page shit on onlyfans that's in my messages every day.
easily the 3rd worst aspect of that whole site..
easily the 3rd worst aspect of that whole site..
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 PM
finally able to have a clear out of all the weird promo page shit on onlyfans that's in my messages every day.
easily the 3rd worst aspect of that whole site..
easily the 3rd worst aspect of that whole site..
am I the only one who thinks every other "ousting" of a prime minister is a bad thing?
there's a point where the media uses "challenge" like a power grab and not like "You're not delivering."
It's fucking insane.
there's a point where the media uses "challenge" like a power grab and not like "You're not delivering."
It's fucking insane.
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
am I the only one who thinks every other "ousting" of a prime minister is a bad thing?
there's a point where the media uses "challenge" like a power grab and not like "You're not delivering."
It's fucking insane.
there's a point where the media uses "challenge" like a power grab and not like "You're not delivering."
It's fucking insane.
I don't really post enough to be interesting. All I ever really do is ramble, rant and rave. I'm kinda cunty like that.
never apologise for cunty. :)
never apologise for cunty. :)
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I don't really post enough to be interesting. All I ever really do is ramble, rant and rave. I'm kinda cunty like that.
never apologise for cunty. :)
never apologise for cunty. :)
Waiting lists suck. I don't have the money to go for private healthcare groups etc.
So when I do see someone who's not necessarily out trans or even just experimenting with gender stuff jumping ahead because they have the money to do so...
Am I allowed to be jealous? I'm happy for them but still.
So when I do see someone who's not necessarily out trans or even just experimenting with gender stuff jumping ahead because they have the money to do so...
Am I allowed to be jealous? I'm happy for them but still.
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Waiting lists suck. I don't have the money to go for private healthcare groups etc.
So when I do see someone who's not necessarily out trans or even just experimenting with gender stuff jumping ahead because they have the money to do so...
Am I allowed to be jealous? I'm happy for them but still.
So when I do see someone who's not necessarily out trans or even just experimenting with gender stuff jumping ahead because they have the money to do so...
Am I allowed to be jealous? I'm happy for them but still.
Happy New Years to anyone that reads this. :)
It's been a really weird year for me and I do hope 2026 is better but after some rather shitty news regarding my Mum's partner, I'm a little more concerned than I wanted to go into the year with.
Be kind, be good. Please.
Go into 2026 bravely. :)
It's been a really weird year for me and I do hope 2026 is better but after some rather shitty news regarding my Mum's partner, I'm a little more concerned than I wanted to go into the year with.
Be kind, be good. Please.
Go into 2026 bravely. :)
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Happy New Years to anyone that reads this. :)
It's been a really weird year for me and I do hope 2026 is better but after some rather shitty news regarding my Mum's partner, I'm a little more concerned than I wanted to go into the year with.
Be kind, be good. Please.
Go into 2026 bravely. :)
It's been a really weird year for me and I do hope 2026 is better but after some rather shitty news regarding my Mum's partner, I'm a little more concerned than I wanted to go into the year with.
Be kind, be good. Please.
Go into 2026 bravely. :)
Found an annoyingly indistinguishable pic on Deviant Art but want to know what pieces it took from etc. Any recommendations? I'd just rather go looking for the artists who made the originals. Ya know.
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Found an annoyingly indistinguishable pic on Deviant Art but want to know what pieces it took from etc. Any recommendations? I'd just rather go looking for the artists who made the originals. Ya know.
Am I an asshole for thinking stripping E33 of their awards is a bit far?
Using GenAi is shitty, yes, but it shouldn't affect the aspects that weren't made using it. The Music, the Story, the characters. All the work that people put in to create it shouldn't be dismissed because of a 'poster'.
Using GenAi is shitty, yes, but it shouldn't affect the aspects that weren't made using it. The Music, the Story, the characters. All the work that people put in to create it shouldn't be dismissed because of a 'poster'.
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Am I an asshole for thinking stripping E33 of their awards is a bit far?
Using GenAi is shitty, yes, but it shouldn't affect the aspects that weren't made using it. The Music, the Story, the characters. All the work that people put in to create it shouldn't be dismissed because of a 'poster'.
Using GenAi is shitty, yes, but it shouldn't affect the aspects that weren't made using it. The Music, the Story, the characters. All the work that people put in to create it shouldn't be dismissed because of a 'poster'.
Reposted by Crystal Carpenter
will admit to being a fan of removing cancerous pieces of shit from an organisation, band, group etc but at the same time... revisionist history sometimes... urks me.
Like I get it, shit happened and you want to distance but... don't just pretend bad shit never happened.
Like I get it, shit happened and you want to distance but... don't just pretend bad shit never happened.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
will admit to being a fan of removing cancerous pieces of shit from an organisation, band, group etc but at the same time... revisionist history sometimes... urks me.
Like I get it, shit happened and you want to distance but... don't just pretend bad shit never happened.
Like I get it, shit happened and you want to distance but... don't just pretend bad shit never happened.
not like anyone even reads anything I put out on anything anyways. talk to the void and all that :)
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
not like anyone even reads anything I put out on anything anyways. talk to the void and all that :)
really happy to have Yoglabs back but clucking hell I'm realising how much I don't like Simon(?).
He crossed a line a few years back with a joke that kind of showed his petty colours and ever since I just don't get how people find him funny. :/
just... ugh. Ya know.?
He crossed a line a few years back with a joke that kind of showed his petty colours and ever since I just don't get how people find him funny. :/
just... ugh. Ya know.?
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
really happy to have Yoglabs back but clucking hell I'm realising how much I don't like Simon(?).
He crossed a line a few years back with a joke that kind of showed his petty colours and ever since I just don't get how people find him funny. :/
just... ugh. Ya know.?
He crossed a line a few years back with a joke that kind of showed his petty colours and ever since I just don't get how people find him funny. :/
just... ugh. Ya know.?
33
Gommage me pls. :)
Gommage me pls. :)
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
33
Gommage me pls. :)
Gommage me pls. :)
Going to turn 33 tomorrow.
Posed a weird question about E33, if the paintress paints 33 and the day before the gommage happens someone is 32 are they safe or will they just... dissolve the day afterevery else does? Can people age up to the number she paints safely.
Random thought. Because.
Posed a weird question about E33, if the paintress paints 33 and the day before the gommage happens someone is 32 are they safe or will they just... dissolve the day afterevery else does? Can people age up to the number she paints safely.
Random thought. Because.
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Going to turn 33 tomorrow.
Posed a weird question about E33, if the paintress paints 33 and the day before the gommage happens someone is 32 are they safe or will they just... dissolve the day afterevery else does? Can people age up to the number she paints safely.
Random thought. Because.
Posed a weird question about E33, if the paintress paints 33 and the day before the gommage happens someone is 32 are they safe or will they just... dissolve the day afterevery else does? Can people age up to the number she paints safely.
Random thought. Because.
Actually kind of hate that I wrote some fanfics and can't seem to wrap my brain around the concept that I could just... write with the same concept.
I don't have to just do a one and done.
Write what you know... I just don't know shit XD
I don't have to just do a one and done.
Write what you know... I just don't know shit XD
October 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Actually kind of hate that I wrote some fanfics and can't seem to wrap my brain around the concept that I could just... write with the same concept.
I don't have to just do a one and done.
Write what you know... I just don't know shit XD
I don't have to just do a one and done.
Write what you know... I just don't know shit XD
Reposted by Crystal Carpenter
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.