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✖️I’m just here so I won’t get fined
✖️Grass toucher + media consumer
✖️White + US based TX > CO > NY
✖️Any pronouns idc 🔞 Elder Millennial
In the recent hubbub people have argued that Jayce is a hulking dude, but this is Jayce at his beefiest and Viktor at his sickest. Yes Jayce can crush a watermelon with his thighs, but I’m still not seeing the massive size difference that supposedly exists, esp if you take V’s posture into account.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The squirrels here are not fucking around when it comes to their winter prep. #ohlawdhecomin
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Mage!Vik’s hand tattoos remind me of sicanje.
(Tattoos by melpvzc on Insta)
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Thinking about variations of tattooed Viktor. I enjoy the goth club kid aesthetic, but all the heavily tattooed people I know IRL either look like Miss Frizzle or these jabronis.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Freakin’ weekend! 😵‍💫
October 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ramona Quimby says the power belongs to the people.

Stay safe today everyone!!! 👑🙅🏻‍♀️
October 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
God I wish that were me 🐶😴
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Big fan of the vintage nuclear submarine aesthetic 🛥️✨
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Forest trails

#naturewalk #lookout
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Author mainly uses notes instead of the tags for CWs, so a head’s up for references to: self harm, suicide, child abuse, ableism, drug use, medical trauma, and sexual experimentation.

There’s one *intimate massage* scene that is not graphic and several depictions of poverty that are.
September 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Forest signs

#naturewalk #lookup
September 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Forest textures 2/2
September 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Forest textures 1/2

#naturewalk #lookdown
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fear Today, Forgot Tomorrow by arcaneheraldslawyer

Do you prefer your Jayvik absolutely miserable instead of in a cottage by a steam? I sure do, and this fic is it. The angst is cranked up to 11 as the boys universe hop while trying to face their trauma.

archiveofourown.org/works/625483...
September 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
motion on a circle by runesick (mitskook)

After enduring some unsettling Jacob’s Ladder situations, the boys use science and the power of love to try to escape the astral plane.

archiveofourown.org/works/630585...
September 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Jayce Talis papers, 959-995, bulk 980-991 by @straddleatmosphere.bsky.social

The story of Jayce and Viktor told through an archival lens. A treat for history geeks and librarians (and maybe SCP Foundation fans).

archiveofourown.org/works/62286781
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
machine 4 man: viktor's topping journey by @prettybadmagic.bsky.social

This only dropped a few days ago, but I’m sharing because PBM is the best at writing realistic sex. We get some seriously horny scenes that still allow for human foibles and limitations.

archiveofourown.org/works/70315091
September 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
come a little closer, pretty baby by @pjcole.bsky.social

I can’t believe this fic isn’t more popular because it is so well-crafted. I love the slow build up to more and more intense kink play till it’s overflowing (just like Jayce).

archiveofourown.org/works/65328463
September 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Ouvert by @beautifulpinata.bsky.social

This is so damn hot… but also really funny. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I lost it over Jayce crashing out just trying to sit comfortably in his lingerie.

archiveofourown.org/works/65514643
September 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the book of love has music in it by @weatheredlaw.bsky.social

All of weatheredlaw’s fics are so good, but this one had me in a chokehold. One of the best portrayals of demisexuality (and workplace HR) I’ve seen in the fandom.

archiveofourown.org/works/67483581
September 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
_ANTICLIMAX.EXE by fagenetix

This fic takes on tech bros and give us horny losercore Viktor and pretty princess Jayce in the process. Features the ultra rare combo of trans Viktor domming and topping cis Jayce.

archiveofourown.org/works/66079960
September 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
watch the masochists all celebrating love by @sulkybender.bsky.social

Sulky’s fics are like being wrapped in a warm blanket. This one really nailed that sad-sack wedding feeling and gave us double treats with chubby Jayce and the rare bi Viktor.

archiveofourown.org/works/650867...
September 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ok Computer by @yurikazen.bsky.social

An effervescent office meet-cute. I don’t usually go for pure fluff, but this one is just too delightful.

archiveofourown.org/works/63032176
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
hideous, virtuous, both of us by spockshock

A bittersweet - heavy on the bitter - story about what would have happened if Jayce had jumped.

archiveofourown.org/works/64519858
September 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
moral machine by artifice

Young Mage!Vik does some universe hopping to process his emotions. ‼️This isn’t a dead dive fic, but it is brutal right out the gates; heed the tags!

archiveofourown.org/works/609773...
September 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM