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Mothma'am
@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
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Local Queer Cryptid
Elder Millennial
she/her
Pittsburgh
Fix your hearts or die.
🩷💛🩵
♓♓♏
#feralpierogi
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cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Over 30 selfie thread.
"I'm just a twenty something ingenue" or whatever Megan Hilty said.
41.
A selfie of me sitting in a booth at 5801. My hair is crimped and has a pink bow in it. I'm wearing a pink flannel shirt and a Shiz University tee. I am looking down with my hand on my jaw so you can see my pink eye makeup.
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
This is all I bought 😆.
Image of a glass coffee cup with the diet coke logo on it being held by my hand in my messy car.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Your avi, lemme see it
I am wearing a green cardigan with a large E embroidered on the chest. I have on a pair of round glasses from Zeelool that Cynthia Erivo wears in Wicked part one. I am wearing pink glittery eye shadow and lipstick.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Also if you too are in full soup mode, make the grilled cheese pillow. It's perfect.
A baking sheet with a large puff pastry filled with cheese and a big pot of soup sit on a stove top.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
It's hard to find but stelline or star pasta is what is usually used to make pastina soup.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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🤷🏻‍♀️
Images from Brooklyn 99. Detective Jake Peraltais talking to Captain Holt with his arms crossed saying "As you all know, I hate Thanksgiving. The pilgrims were murderers and turkey tastes like napkins."
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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READY.
A selfie of me dressed as Eleven from Stranger Things s1. I am wearing a blond wig, a pink frilly dress, a navy windbreaker jacket, and a calculator watch. Stage blood is running out of my nose and I am clutching a box of Eggos. Halloween 2016.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
The siblings from The Righteous Gemstones. Judy, Jesse, & Kelvin standing next to each other in vacation outfits.
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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GALINDA.
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Woke up in the Ozdust Ballroom.
Image of the stage at 5801 in Pittsburgh. There are green, black, and pink glitter currents hanging as back drop with a large gold 'Oz' sign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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It's time.
A photo of my legs covered in a Wicked blanket. I am wearing black & white striped socks and ruby red slippers.
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Yup.
Photo of a sun lamp turned on with some work desk clutter around it
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Please manifest good news for this guy today. He has been at the emergency vet all night with some scary symptoms. He's only 2.
Raylan the flat coated retriever poses in a birthday crown and purple birthday bandana.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Look at this birthday queen.
Penelope, a golden-irish doggo laying on a grey couch with a purple birthday bandana with a stuffed strawberry toy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Deep Creek.
#blueskyartshow #evening
Deep Creek Lake, sun has set, sky is that perfect blue-grey. Windmills blink in the distance
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
When I think of home
I think of a place
Where there's love overflowing.
#blueskyartshow #evening
Shot of a pair of black Converse at night, spookily lit by a green nightlight
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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A selfie of me wearing oversized leopard print cat eye glasses, a seafoam green Carhartt beanie, a black & white flannel shirt, and a black tee that says Protect Trans Kids. An Allegheny County 'I Voted n'at' sticker is on my tee. I am pointing at my shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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🎃🎃🎃
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Here is Sake my meowphew.
Sake a tuxedo cat, sits handsomely on a gray carpet with white hexagon patterns
October 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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IYKYK
Photo of a diner booth table with a white coffee cup with a checkered design around the rim. A spoon sits in the cup filled with coffee.
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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In other news, this delightful dope is two years old today! Happy Birthday, Raylan! 🎉🎉🎉
Raylan the flat coated retriever has his sights on a basket of fries sitting on a table at Moonlit Burgers in Sewickley.
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Hot Patootie. Bless Eddie Munson's soul. 🤘🏻❤️👄🖤
A selfie of me dressed as Eddie Munson from Stranger Things making the devil horns with my hands on my head pose. I am wearing a leopard mesh shirt under a Hellfire Club tee with a denim vest. My makeup is done to have a bloody slice on my forehead like Eddie from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Millennial nostalgia Halloween.
#nailsky
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Success!
Image of my hand with McDonald's boo bucket nails art holding a ghost boo bucket
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A meme: 3 images in a row of Manny Jacinto's character Jason Mendoza from the TV show The Good Place. Text under each image reads "I'm attracted to multiple genders, yet I'm awkward around all of them. What a stupid queer I am "
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM