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Why did no one tell me young Tom Stoppard looked like Handsome Squidward
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why did no one tell me young Tom Stoppard looked like Handsome Squidward
Pictures taken seconds before disaster (I had to get up for work)
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Pictures taken seconds before disaster (I had to get up for work)
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
i took Tootsie to the vet the other day darth and she swore a bloody revenge
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i took Tootsie to the vet the other day darth and she swore a bloody revenge
Goes well with fascist photoshoot he did for CNN the other day
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Goes well with fascist photoshoot he did for CNN the other day
I don't understand this sentence, and I'm not sure I want to.
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I don't understand this sentence, and I'm not sure I want to.
The Eleventh Doctor:
July 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The Eleventh Doctor:
Election Twitter is already calling it.
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Election Twitter is already calling it.
Smithers, have Steve Jobs killed.
June 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Smithers, have Steve Jobs killed.
Having a sleepy kitten in your lap rules, 10/10 would recommend
May 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Having a sleepy kitten in your lap rules, 10/10 would recommend
Way harsh Duo.
April 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Way harsh Duo.
Google Opinion Surveys is asking the important questions facing our country.
March 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Google Opinion Surveys is asking the important questions facing our country.
More like
February 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
More like
Amazon is being passive-aggressive again.
January 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Amazon is being passive-aggressive again.
If I send you this, it means I’m about to repeat some real stupid shit I heard on a podcast.
January 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If I send you this, it means I’m about to repeat some real stupid shit I heard on a podcast.
Tootsie would like to apply for temporary Very Good Dog status.
November 7, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Tootsie would like to apply for temporary Very Good Dog status.
can tootsie count as a pup darth
September 20, 2024 at 3:29 AM
can tootsie count as a pup darth