Cryptaxis - The Crypt of Horrors
@cryptaxis.bsky.social
Horror Collector, YouTuber, Podcaster, Underemployed Biologist, I'm lots of things really. Try my youtube channel, The Crypt Of Horrors! Same name on Instagram! Cryptaxis on Letterboxd! Follow and make me upload more stuff 😅
Thanks for printing 10% as many as there was demand for the Demonic Tutor Lair
October 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Thanks for printing 10% as many as there was demand for the Demonic Tutor Lair
But another one I was after sold out of course 🙄
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
But another one I was after sold out of course 🙄
Finally saw the page move but this is so stupid, the most important stuff instantly sold out again despite hitting checkout in under 30 seconds of the sale going live
October 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Finally saw the page move but this is so stupid, the most important stuff instantly sold out again despite hitting checkout in under 30 seconds of the sale going live
Hope you weren't trying to buy Demonic Tutors
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hope you weren't trying to buy Demonic Tutors
Demonic tutor sold out, meanwhile still "over an hour"
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Demonic tutor sold out, meanwhile still "over an hour"
Ayy it's my favorite comics guy @hackintimseeley.bsky.social , what a fun surprise!
May 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ayy it's my favorite comics guy @hackintimseeley.bsky.social , what a fun surprise!
I have a pretty harsh opinion on some stuff
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I have a pretty harsh opinion on some stuff
Have joe bob briggs read this? It's a dissection of slashers written in the mid 80s that describes a lot of the structure stuff like the past/present inciting events, camera perspective etc. Its not perfect but very interesting #TheLastDriveIn
April 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Have joe bob briggs read this? It's a dissection of slashers written in the mid 80s that describes a lot of the structure stuff like the past/present inciting events, camera perspective etc. Its not perfect but very interesting #TheLastDriveIn
Could that be Valgavoth @golgariguy.bsky.social ? Who's into mtg lore around here?
December 9, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Could that be Valgavoth @golgariguy.bsky.social ? Who's into mtg lore around here?
So this is a real film that's happening now
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 AM
So this is a real film that's happening now
Stupid pipes are condensing again, how do I stop the dripping?? Turn up the heat, turn it down, etc?
November 18, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Stupid pipes are condensing again, how do I stop the dripping?? Turn up the heat, turn it down, etc?
Wow I thought Krampus (2015) was from 2009 for some reason, way more recent than I remembered 😳
November 18, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Wow I thought Krampus (2015) was from 2009 for some reason, way more recent than I remembered 😳
My mom literally told me to "apply" there today
November 15, 2024 at 3:43 AM
My mom literally told me to "apply" there today
Everything is on fire but at least my Birthday present came today!
December 9, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Everything is on fire but at least my Birthday present came today!
This is a great idea except that it would mean whomever does merchandising at BHVR would have to do more than their usual 45 minutes of real work per month, so it'll never happen.
December 3, 2023 at 4:53 AM
This is a great idea except that it would mean whomever does merchandising at BHVR would have to do more than their usual 45 minutes of real work per month, so it'll never happen.
The old joke about Dead by Daylight updates taking 3 steps back after every single good step forward is more of a hard and fast rule honestly, never fails
October 26, 2023 at 3:18 PM
The old joke about Dead by Daylight updates taking 3 steps back after every single good step forward is more of a hard and fast rule honestly, never fails
They're totally right
August 30, 2023 at 5:31 AM
They're totally right
Welcome to the party, hope you remember me
August 23, 2023 at 8:59 AM
Welcome to the party, hope you remember me
Roger Ebert : "Slasher movies are all bad and stupid with nothing interest to say because they're icky"
Vs. Real Intellectuals and Scientists:
Vs. Real Intellectuals and Scientists:
August 10, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Roger Ebert : "Slasher movies are all bad and stupid with nothing interest to say because they're icky"
Vs. Real Intellectuals and Scientists:
Vs. Real Intellectuals and Scientists:
Man I wish I was a better content creator in the face of raging success
August 8, 2023 at 5:03 AM
Man I wish I was a better content creator in the face of raging success
We Are The Flesh (2017) was fantastic but too out there for a lot of audiences. Check it out but get ready for a lot of weird nudity
July 16, 2023 at 10:00 PM
We Are The Flesh (2017) was fantastic but too out there for a lot of audiences. Check it out but get ready for a lot of weird nudity
You could play incredible pranks with this
July 12, 2023 at 9:15 PM
You could play incredible pranks with this
Picked up Virus (1999) from Shoutfactory! Probably shouldn't have sine a surprise expense wiped out my account right after I thought I could afford it 🫥. On the other hand I needed SOMETHING to cheer me up during this ridiculous lly hard surgery recovery
July 5, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Picked up Virus (1999) from Shoutfactory! Probably shouldn't have sine a surprise expense wiped out my account right after I thought I could afford it 🫥. On the other hand I needed SOMETHING to cheer me up during this ridiculous lly hard surgery recovery