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Chris
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i crossed applesauce
poppin an eddy and making lego flowers
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
not selected for jury duty (case was dismissed)
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
yes, i just was nominated for a (Lonestar) Emmy
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
LORDE TONIGHT
September 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
taking an edible and contemplating living through the fall of the american empire
August 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
August 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
you’re telling me this poopy-looking blob becomes that????
August 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
work deadlines postponed! mental health is gonna be on the up-and-up
July 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
July 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
absolutely
July 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
drag inspo
July 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my team won Bachelor Party Survivor 🙂‍↕️
July 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
NO
July 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
me if you care
July 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
irrationally feeling like everyone’s mad at me
July 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
this FILM was crazy and i LOVED it
June 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is evergreen nowadays
June 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
do NOT do the Hot Ones thing
June 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
depression slump incoming at the worst possible time!!!
June 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
exaaaactly
June 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
what if we…
June 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
May 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
weekend flops
May 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the fact that, at the end of this year, I will have been the lead editor on 18 episodes of television…
May 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
fit check for the Moulin Rouge in Austin
May 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM