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s a i r 🫀 THEOPHAGY
@crushedmary.bsky.social
Sair ⭐ 25+ ⭐ 🇨🇦 ⭐ they/them ⭐ full time night shift, part time #fanfic author, 24/7 court jester ⭐ putting Zelos in Situations since 2008 💫 ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/crushedmary
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#lycheelightclub / #litchihikariclub | Zera/Jaibo | rated M | 856 words | spicy cannibalism

This is what happens when I get really into a series that has less than 50 English fics on ao3 - sexy cannibalism. Enjoy. archiveofourown.org/works/75384556

#fanfic
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When bestie reads Lychee Light Club ☠️
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mental illness
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The cuddliest little kitty cat IN THE WORLD and her name is MOMO 😭❤️
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
🗣️HOPEFULLY THOSE ARE THINGS YOU'RE WORKING ON IN THERAPY🗣️
#yugioh | past #thiefshipping | 7k | rated M | cw mental unhealth

My first #fanfic since my injury. Malik goes to therapy, featuring very real dialogue, letters and mental illness from my personal journey. archiveofourown.org/works/74992516
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
💪💪💪💪
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Preview of my current wip! This is an immensely personal fic about moving forward from people who turn you into the worst version of yourself and closing the door on a situation where you got hurt. I'm very happy with it so far. I hope you guys are getting hype for it!
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The duality of the shit I send @r0wlets.bsky.social on insta
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
At da gym... Check out these sick gains
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Dudeeee she's half Bengal so she has the cutest spotted fluffy belly 😭❤️ I searched far and wide to find a good picture LOL
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Can't believe I posted about her without sharing the cat tax. Here's my little dopamine machine
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I've been working out lately 💪 and came to say "this is my favourite gym song right now" but realized how normie that sounds. Oh my god am I becoming chronically offline 😭
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Me and my daughter
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
a Momo for you ❤️ she's a Bengal mix, so she's about 50% wildcat and she'll let you know it
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Forgot to post my fresh dye job, cowlick and all 👌
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm always down for some interaction bait!
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The ads won, I started playing this fruit merge game a few weeks ago and it's honestly such a serotonin boost. Look how happy these little fruits are 😭💕
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Managed to get a spot in convocation. Felt really special to finally be able to walk across a stage 😭❤️ here's a few shots of me and my mom that make my heart warm
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Post you from a different era

Pre-butch Sair... I used to have such a great sense of style but I looked so dead inside. I feel much more myself now
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dude I'm literally on the verge of tears this is SO sweet 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
October 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hat
October 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
So happy the rapture at least waited until after my new pair of boots came in 👌 shoutout to Andi for slaying in these so hard that I went out and bought a pair myself. Still waiting on that rapture btw
September 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
For someone with enough cat pics on their phone to fuel a nation I post surprisingly few of them
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Out of context Sair and Am DMs
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM