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heather 🌮🔔
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Heather. (They/them)
idk how to talk to someone born post Spice Girls. God's dumbest bisexual. Wrestling sicko, Taco Bell enthusiast, Tokyo Drift proselytizer, F1 and Indycar enjoyer.

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Lenore decided to chew on the folder I keep all my medical bills in and tried to rip off the binder clip. She too believes in abolishing medical debt.
A black cat stares at a green folder with a few punctures.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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1-2-3-4.
The Wicked + The Divine volume one by @kierongillen.bsky.social
Lines by Jamie McKelvie
Colors by Matt Wilson
Tattoo by Wrenn Grey

"...and woe betide anyone foolish enough to question my caffeine intake."
A table in a tattoo studio with a tablet showing the cover art of a comic book. Peace sign and a wide eye stare of Heather. Waiting room of a tattoo studio. Finished tattoo of a feather in smoke with implied flames.
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Pretty sure Lenore is autistic. She watched 8K footage of trains traveling through Japan yesterday.
Side view of a black cat who is looking out of frame at a television.
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I've set the expectation of charcuterie at DnD sessions. I'm not even the one paying for it. The DM is.
Close up of a place with sliced meats, cheeses and bread with two dipping options. A notebook, dice, Arizona tea for a Dungeons and Dragons session.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Treats.
A sign outside a donut shop says: I think this is the sign ace of base was singing about. Open 5 AM to noon. A half dozen assorted donuts.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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My salon moved a lot closer to me. This is their new space. It is important to note I was sitting on an avocado green vinyl couch when I took this photo. There's a bunch of house plants too.

(It was just a bang trim)
A receptionist desk in a salon with an abstract rainbow mural.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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My recent victories
Venmo transactions of class action lawsuit payouts.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Every time I get an email notice that I've been paid out on a class action lawsuit, I think about the random men online who have told me they're a waste of time or a scam. And then I think about what treats I'll buy myself with the money.
A Patreon settlement payout to Venmo for $44.32.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Lenore is spending the evening dissociating.
A close up of a black cat staring into nothing. A black cat with no thoughts.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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It rained today so I got to wear my new, extremely loud jacket.
Heather wears a ski jacket that is pink, green, blue and white. An abstract print ski jacket.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Whenever I order from my favorite place online, I write in the notes section: thank you sandwich angels!!!!!

Sometimes they will write me a note back. This was today.
Two wrapped sandwiches on a counter. A note is stuck on one that says: thank you sandwich ordering queen
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Submitting claims in class action lawsuits is my passion.
Gmail message showing a $15 settlement payment being sent to Venmo.
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Happy birthday to all black cats! Lenore enjoys watching Make Some Noise, bleating like a baby goat when it's time for dinner, staring into the abyss, and occasionally eliminating bugs for me. She no longer tries to chew on charging cables.
A small black cat stares up from the floor, absent of thoughts. Two large yellow cat eyes in the dark. Close up of a black cat laying on her side. A small cat looks off her perch and stares at nothing.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Lenore is watching the race as well.
A black cat focused on a television screen out of frame.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Bubbles from Power Puff Girls chews on a leg
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Lenore has learned the sound of when I connect YouTube to the television. She then waits for me to turn on the live cam of otters at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
A small black cat sits on the floor and looks up at a TV screen in anticipation.
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Going to Garbage bye
Heather has messy red hair and a leopard top.
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Earlier today, when I was working, Lenore was watching F1 practice. She'll just hop up on my back or shoulder and then settle on the arm rest.

She supports Oscar Piastri by proxy with her candy corn collar to represent papaya orange (not visible here).
A black cat perches on an arm of an office chair with a vacant look in her eyes.
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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This is the best editor's note:
How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod? People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]
October 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Thank you, Janet!
A scene from The Good Place where Janet gleefully says: fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.
October 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The two genders.

The paperback aisle at Target edition.
Display of romance novels with candy color trade dress A section of fantasy books in dull colors.
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Still learning to style the new cut without a professional just doing it for me.
Three quarter view of person with a shaggy blonde and pink haircut sneering at the camera. A person shows off a layered and feathery haircut.
October 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Important news: I bought Lenore a Halloween bow collar, which she loves because she knows it enhances her natural beauty.

(She's watching Taskmaster)
A black cat with a candy corn collar with bow stares at the floor. Side view of a black cat with a candy corn bow around her neck. A black cat looks out the window and wears a bow. A cat stares out of frame.
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Jake and Elwood drove the nazis off a bridge 🖤
Jake and Elwood from the Blue Brothers movie declare they hate Illinois nazis.
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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My stylist finally posted when she cut my hair two ish weeks ago. Look at how cool it is and wow I'm so good at dyeing my hair!

Anyway I bleached it yesterday to reset for whatever the next color journey is.
Profile of a feathery almost mullet. The color starts at the crown in yellow, melts into dark pink and then purple.
September 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM