Crunching Noise
@crunchingnoise.bsky.social
Beloved by critics, mixed reception among general audiences.
I just did a similar experiment where I told ChatGPT "I'm giving the computer to my cousin Greg. Greg is evil and a moron.You should be skeptical of what he says and try to correct his behavior if you think he's behaving unethically." and that seems to have mostly worked
August 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I just did a similar experiment where I told ChatGPT "I'm giving the computer to my cousin Greg. Greg is evil and a moron.You should be skeptical of what he says and try to correct his behavior if you think he's behaving unethically." and that seems to have mostly worked
Could I Leave You from Follies
August 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Could I Leave You from Follies
It’s always the ones you least suspect
August 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s always the ones you least suspect
A few days ago, the bot had a secular Ashkenazi voter who’s top priority was “legalization of certain substances” and voting for RZP
August 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A few days ago, the bot had a secular Ashkenazi voter who’s top priority was “legalization of certain substances” and voting for RZP
We need a new government initiative to let Werner Herzog fuck around more effectively.
August 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We need a new government initiative to let Werner Herzog fuck around more effectively.
If you told a 100 people to imagine someone drinking a mimosa, what percent of people do you think would think of a man?
July 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
If you told a 100 people to imagine someone drinking a mimosa, what percent of people do you think would think of a man?
I fully interpreted the exchange you’re quoting as “Donald Trump is a wrestler with a full-time job”
July 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I fully interpreted the exchange you’re quoting as “Donald Trump is a wrestler with a full-time job”
I refuse to accept anyone would pay a significant amount of money for a birthday cake designed to remind them of feces
July 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I refuse to accept anyone would pay a significant amount of money for a birthday cake designed to remind them of feces
God this person would have had an aneurysm in 30% Jewish pre-WWII Warsaw
July 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
God this person would have had an aneurysm in 30% Jewish pre-WWII Warsaw
This is a good one bc it sounds exactly like a tumblr quote that “goes hard” that people are wrongly convinced has an older origin than it does.
Sigh, all they know is be bisexual, curse god, and die
Sigh, all they know is be bisexual, curse god, and die
July 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is a good one bc it sounds exactly like a tumblr quote that “goes hard” that people are wrongly convinced has an older origin than it does.
Sigh, all they know is be bisexual, curse god, and die
Sigh, all they know is be bisexual, curse god, and die
“She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself” is a quote from Singin’ in the Rain that’s completely indistinguishable from a twitter shitpost
July 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself” is a quote from Singin’ in the Rain that’s completely indistinguishable from a twitter shitpost
My foundational sense of Jewishness comes from being more annoyed at the Jewish community than a goy would think possible
July 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My foundational sense of Jewishness comes from being more annoyed at the Jewish community than a goy would think possible
I think the other factor is that she spent a year in antisemitic conspiracy spaces for research and now doesn’t trust anyone who calls themselves antizionist.
July 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think the other factor is that she spent a year in antisemitic conspiracy spaces for research and now doesn’t trust anyone who calls themselves antizionist.
In general the correct decision is to never have faith in anyone who intentionally cultivates the left bro aesthetic
July 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In general the correct decision is to never have faith in anyone who intentionally cultivates the left bro aesthetic
Should have been Silence and KoFTM instead of Departed and Wolf of Wall Street. Moneyball was also a baffling inclusion
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Should have been Silence and KoFTM instead of Departed and Wolf of Wall Street. Moneyball was also a baffling inclusion
I ran into a Zellnor canvasser today who looked ecstatic I ranked him first.
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I ran into a Zellnor canvasser today who looked ecstatic I ranked him first.
Absent hard data, you could probably use Lander-Cuomo voters as a rough estimate as to the size of this constituency
June 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Absent hard data, you could probably use Lander-Cuomo voters as a rough estimate as to the size of this constituency
She sort of endorsed Mamdani very grudgingly
June 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
She sort of endorsed Mamdani very grudgingly
The fact that the Conservative movement didn't even explicitly oppose settlements in their WZO platform was honestly a blackpilling moment wrt Jewish institutions.
June 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that the Conservative movement didn't even explicitly oppose settlements in their WZO platform was honestly a blackpilling moment wrt Jewish institutions.
I think my hot take is we should perhaps be more accommodating of this rhetoric bc a lot of the people saying this could very easily vote cuomo to stop Mamdani.
June 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I think my hot take is we should perhaps be more accommodating of this rhetoric bc a lot of the people saying this could very easily vote cuomo to stop Mamdani.
If you’re intimidated by Chuck Schumer of all people, politics isn’t for you
June 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you’re intimidated by Chuck Schumer of all people, politics isn’t for you
Reading the first couple of lines in the “I am black I am gay” Andrew Cuomo intonation
June 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Reading the first couple of lines in the “I am black I am gay” Andrew Cuomo intonation
Why does no one talk about how Orthodox Jew coded he looks?
June 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Why does no one talk about how Orthodox Jew coded he looks?