morning horror fam 🖤😈🫶

We are chaos.

2024 happened.
2025 happening now.

I want to talk about Quality Street chocolate always tasting like it's the lowest quality chocolate.

I want to talk about the need for restaurants that only sell appetizers. Like...tapas, but it's just apps.

DON'T say 'appas'.

I really need to talk about clearly.ca since the waitress at this Montana’s Bar and Grill is shilling them HARD while we pay for our dinner bill, but with a deal like 4 pairs of glasses for $106.99, who can blame her? Thanks Brenda.

I want to talk about the type of jet lag that had me up before 6am today.

I want to talk about all these accessible fashions for so many easy payments.

I want to talk about Swedish street parm as an indication of quality of life.

I just want to talk about Bikbok.

I want to talk about Instagram giving me fire Copenhagen recommendations when I’m not leaving the airport terminal.